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Flirtarded 

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.
Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!
Flirtarded by asedwards December 21, 2006
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Serial Forwarder 

A "Serial Forwarder" is that person who blows up your email in-box with every piece of internet humor that tickles their fancy. Often times this person is a good friend whom you don't want to upset by explaining just how annoying it is to have to clean their "cute jokes", chain emails, their "partisan political humor" and other asinine internet tidbits out of your in-box every day. Opening and viewing email from a "serial forwarder" can even put your computer at risk of a virus adding to the level of annoying achieved by these people.
Every day I get 2 to 4 stupid/annoying emails forwarded to me by a 67 year old man who is the father of a good friend of mine. Out of respect, I have not told this "serial forwarder" how annoying his forwarded emails are so I simply delete them without even looking at them.
Serial Forwarder by taylmeistr March 16, 2010

fatarded 

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person
Jeanette is completely fatarded.
fatarded by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009

Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

Fartarded 

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.
"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."
Fartarded by sloh March 25, 2009

FOXtarded 

Someone who takes any FOX news report as gospel without any critical thinking is said to be FOXtarded, or a FOXtard.
She actually thought the Muppets are anti-business! She must be FOXtarded! What a FOXtard!
FOXtarded by Johnnyface November 9, 2012