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5 o'clock follies
Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"
Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"
Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"
5 o'clock follies by T.Wilson November 27, 2012
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follicly challenged
Follicly challenged is merely the etymologically correct spelling of follically challenged, which is a euphemistic term for bald men. The use of the word serves to lampoon the perceived overabundance of "politically correct" synonyms for various minority groups, which first emerged and spread in the mid to late '90s.
My father is severely follicly challenged, but he's learned to cope without resorting to a toupee or a combover.
follicly challenged by glutagut January 13, 2008
Follies
Follies means to walk or drive or really do anything in an EXTREMELY, i mean EXTREMELY, slow manner. Often times when one is supposed to be going very, very, fast.
Sheila: Hayley you need to go SO fast we have to hurry. RUN!
Hayley: Okay mom.
Hayley is seen walking into the building as slow as possible, not paying attention.
Sheila: STOP FOLLIES WALKING!
Hayley: Okay mom.
Hayley is seen walking into the building as slow as possible, not paying attention.
Sheila: STOP FOLLIES WALKING!
Follies by suejenningsforever January 19, 2010
Hair follicle
Why the f r I g are you looking this up on urban dictionary?????? Of all things !!!! You choose urban dictionary.
Hair follicle by Youoyo March 17, 2021
folicies
plural of folicy which is a portmanteau of Foolish and Policy to describe a foolish policy, especially pertaining to those of India's Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru. Although first coined on the popular Indian blog sandeepweb to describe Nehru's policies, the term applies to foolish policies all over the world.
folicies by engprof123 July 28, 2011
Folliclism
Dude your opinion sucks dick because you're bald.
That's straight up folliclism and I don't have to take it.
That's straight up folliclism and I don't have to take it.
Folliclism by cdvadj April 17, 2020
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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