Follies

Follies means to walk or drive or really do anything in an EXTREMELY, i mean EXTREMELY, slow manner. Often times when one is supposed to be going very, very, fast.

Sheila: Hayley you need to go SO fast we have to hurry. RUN!
Hayley: Okay mom.
Hayley is seen walking into the building as slow as possible, not paying attention.
Sheila: STOP FOLLIES WALKING!

Follies by suejenningsforever January 19, 2010

5 o'clock follies 

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.

Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"

5 o'clock follies by T.Wilson November 27, 2012

Ryan Follese 

An amazing man, with such a great personality. He is THE guy to have! He is nice, loving, a great singer, and funny. :) He's sweet and the best guy you will ever meet. An amazing singer and you will be addicted to his face, bod, and music!

"Omg did you just hear an angel?"
"Oh, no that was Ryan Follese!"

"Dude someone's looking hott....."
"Yeah he's totally pulling a Ryan Follese!"

Ryan Follese by FolleseFever December 23, 2011

fillies and gentlecolts

Most prominently used in Lauren Faust's reincarnation of My Little Pony show, Friendship is Magic, and its fans who call themselves bronies. It is a pony-speak for "ladies and gentlemen", or more appropriately, "boys and girls". It is related to somepony, anypony, everypony, etc.

"Fillies and gentlecolts! As mayor of Ponyville, it is my great pleasure to announce the beginning of the Summer Sun Celebration!"

-Mayor of Ponyville, The Mare in the Moon pilot episode.

fillies and gentlecolts by nickodavincireborn April 23, 2011

foilies 

The finished preparation used to smoke freebase cocaine. An amount of cocaine is layered somewhat thinly on a foil sheet, baking soda is added in approximately half the amount of cocaine. A drop of water added, dried, then smoked in a "chasing the dragon fashion", however the insta-crack isnt moving so I guess there is no chasing to be done, just inhaling.

Dang yooo we smoked dem foilies till fo' in the mornin'!

foilies by Mister Magoo October 3, 2006

Follisize 

To take a commonly accepted word, and add many unneccesary suffixes

Matt follisized when he used the words undefeatabilitiness, appreciatabilitynessity, and negatoritiblity in his SAT essay.

Follisize by Mr. Nesbitt November 8, 2005

fooliest 

Someone who is an utmost fool.

Ex.1]:
miranda: u r a fool
brittany: u r a more of a fool
conor: miranda, u b the fooliest

Ex. 2]:
Hey bob!
im not talking to u fred, u r a fool
FINE bob, but chu will always b the fooliest!!
haga dis!

fooliest by conor [likes sepia pics] March 11, 2007