folliclist 

A person with an irrational and prejudicial hate for bald people.

That folliclist just punched a bald man, so he's a fucking dick

folliclist by ramphilosophers May 25, 2023

Folliclism 

Acts of discrimination rooted in one's uncontrollable balding or abundance of hair.

Dude your opinion sucks dick because you're bald.

That's straight up folliclism and I don't have to take it.

Folliclism by cdvadj April 17, 2020

Follicles

1. Any miscellaneous entity that fucks with your day.

1. I was about to eat the last bowl of my favorite cereal when I noticed follicles in my shit ruining my fucking day.

2. I was trying to sleep when this fucking follicle kept landing on me.

3. I wore my brand new jordan's to an interview and was disturbed to find follicles on my shit.

Follicles by Cyborg187 June 29, 2011

folliculitis 

The rash you get on your ass after being prison banged.

I did an overnighter and got mad nasty folliculitis from a man named cupcake. Damn! my ass is sore!

folliculitis by Scott mcl March 29, 2007

Follicism 

Follicism can be referred to as classifying one's attributes according to one's hair color (Blonde, Brunette, Auburn) and/or style (Curly, Straight, Frizzy).

Noun (Follicist): A person who associates the physical attributes of one's hair color in relation to one's intelligence, capability, social status, personality.

Adjective (Follicism): Having the belief that the physical attributes of one's hair color determine one's intelligence, capability, social status, personality.

Most claims of follicism can be found when applying for jobs demanding a certain physical appearance, such as within the fashion industry.

Phrases such as, "all redheads are wild in bed," or, "blonds aren't the very brightest," are some of the most follicist things I hear on a day-to-day basis.

Follicism by TrackSirSnack May 20, 2014

Follicrisis 

When someone does a dramatic haircut or color change during as a coping mechanism during a time of personal struggle.

Britney had a follicrisis and buzzed all her hair off
After their breakup, River had a follicrisis and dyed their hair neon green

Follicrisis by Kelly Munster April 12, 2022

Folliculism 

Offending a person's hair, their lack of hair or their hairstyle.

Also, see 'Folliculist'.

My manager came into our office and told me "hey, I see you've been makes shaving motions with his hand with a buzz sound"
I answer " I don't like what you're doing, that's Folliculism"

Folliculism by Handlebarstache August 29, 2022