when you are tightening up your butt & gravy leaks out
Dan: "God, please...Jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!"(as Dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his butt) "OOPS, I feel gravy!"
when you are taking a crap & it feels like your roids are busting.
Joe: "I took a roid buster this morning!"
Fred: "That sounds like a personal problem!"
any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.
Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"
Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"
Buy a
5 o'clock follies
mug!
When a second person (who usually is a kid or a whimp) says when someone seems to have more of a mental & physical power over you. They tell you to leave because of a particular problem.
Don: "you don't pick on my younger brother, GET OUT OF HERE!"
Lil Joey: "Yea, get outta here!"
Buy a
Yea, get outta here!
mug!
an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.
Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"
Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"
Buy a
slap-happy-grand-pappy
mug!
It's what un-educated people say most of the time.
Me: "That Michelle sure does have a nice body!"
Tom: "YO, man, stop talking about my sister!"
Known as the "Murder City." Previously known as the "Motor City."
Years ago, Detroit used to be a booming town with automotive factories all around it. Detroit was nick named, the "Motor" City. Now, there are maybe but a few plants that are operating & still building cars. The murder rate in Detroit is so much higher & now it is known as the "Murder" City.
