T.Wilson's definitions

rock turd

When you are trying to take a dump & it feels like a rock coming out of your arse.

"I am getting ready to take a dump & I hope it isn't one of those rock turds!"

by T.Wilson January 24, 2014

Gravy shot

When you think a fart is coming on & you decide to let it rip. Butt gravy shoots out instead. Hence, "gravy shot".

I felt a fart coming on & decided to let it rip. I felt a gravy shot instead. :(

by T.Wilson September 8, 2014

Detroit

Known as the "Murder City." Previously known as the "Motor City."

Years ago, Detroit used to be a booming town with automotive factories all around it. Detroit was nick named, the "Motor" City. Now, there are maybe but a few plants that are operating & still building cars. The murder rate in Detroit is so much higher & now it is known as the "Murder" City.

by T.Wilson July 11, 2014

5 o'clock follies

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.

Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"

by T.Wilson November 27, 2012

YO

It's what un-educated people say most of the time.

Me: "That Michelle sure does have a nice body!"

Tom: "YO, man, stop talking about my sister!"

by T.Wilson December 7, 2012

roid buster

when you are taking a crap & it feels like your roids are busting.

Joe: "I took a roid buster this morning!"

Fred: "That sounds like a personal problem!"

by T.Wilson November 6, 2012

slap-happy-grand-pappy

an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.

Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"

Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"

by T.Wilson January 1, 2013