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Folliclism 

Acts of discrimination rooted in one's uncontrollable balding or abundance of hair.
Dude your opinion sucks dick because you're bald.

That's straight up folliclism and I don't have to take it.
Folliclism by cdvadj April 17, 2020
Words you can keep
1. Any miscellaneous entity that fucks with your day.
1. I was about to eat the last bowl of my favorite cereal when I noticed follicles in my shit ruining my fucking day.

2. I was trying to sleep when this fucking follicle kept landing on me.

3. I wore my brand new jordan's to an interview and was disturbed to find follicles on my shit.
Follicles by Cyborg187 June 29, 2011
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Follicism 

Follicism can be referred to as classifying one's attributes according to one's hair color (Blonde, Brunette, Auburn) and/or style (Curly, Straight, Frizzy).

Noun (Follicist): A person who associates the physical attributes of one's hair color in relation to one's intelligence, capability, social status, personality.

Adjective (Follicism): Having the belief that the physical attributes of one's hair color determine one's intelligence, capability, social status, personality.
Most claims of follicism can be found when applying for jobs demanding a certain physical appearance, such as within the fashion industry.

Phrases such as, "all redheads are wild in bed," or, "blonds aren't the very brightest," are some of the most follicist things I hear on a day-to-day basis.
Follicism by TrackSirSnack May 20, 2014

Folliculism 

Offending a person's hair, their lack of hair or their hairstyle.

Also, see 'Folliculist'.
My manager came into our office and told me "hey, I see you've been makes shaving motions with his hand with a buzz sound"
I answer " I don't like what you're doing, that's Folliculism"
Folliculism by Handlebarstache August 29, 2022

folliclist 

A person with an irrational and prejudicial hate for bald people.
That folliclist just punched a bald man, so he's a fucking dick
folliclist by ramphilosophers May 25, 2023

Follicrisis 

When someone does a dramatic haircut or color change during as a coping mechanism during a time of personal struggle.
Britney had a follicrisis and buzzed all her hair off
After their breakup, River had a follicrisis and dyed their hair neon green
Follicrisis by Kelly Munster April 12, 2022
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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