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1. Any miscellaneous entity that fucks with your day.
1. I was about to eat the last bowl of my favorite cereal when I noticed follicles in my shit ruining my fucking day.

2. I was trying to sleep when this fucking follicle kept landing on me.

3. I wore my brand new jordan's to an interview and was disturbed to find follicles on my shit.
Follicles by Cyborg187 June 29, 2011
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Follicism 

Follicism can be referred to as classifying one's attributes according to one's hair color (Blonde, Brunette, Auburn) and/or style (Curly, Straight, Frizzy).

Noun (Follicist): A person who associates the physical attributes of one's hair color in relation to one's intelligence, capability, social status, personality.

Adjective (Follicism): Having the belief that the physical attributes of one's hair color determine one's intelligence, capability, social status, personality.
Most claims of follicism can be found when applying for jobs demanding a certain physical appearance, such as within the fashion industry.

Phrases such as, "all redheads are wild in bed," or, "blonds aren't the very brightest," are some of the most follicist things I hear on a day-to-day basis.
Follicism by TrackSirSnack May 20, 2014

Folliculism 

Offending a person's hair, their lack of hair or their hairstyle.

Also, see 'Folliculist'.
My manager came into our office and told me "hey, I see you've been makes shaving motions with his hand with a buzz sound"
I answer " I don't like what you're doing, that's Folliculism"
Folliculism by Handlebarstache August 29, 2022

folliclist 

A person with an irrational and prejudicial hate for bald people.
That folliclist just punched a bald man, so he's a fucking dick

Follicrisis 

When someone does a dramatic haircut or color change during as a coping mechanism during a time of personal struggle.
Britney had a follicrisis and buzzed all her hair off
After their breakup, River had a follicrisis and dyed their hair neon green
Follicrisis by Kelly Munster April 12, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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