Dude your opinion sucks dick because you're bald.
That's straight up folliclism and I don't have to take it.
That's straight up folliclism and I don't have to take it.
by cdvadj April 17, 2020
1. I was about to eat the last bowl of my favorite cereal when I noticed follicles in my shit ruining my fucking day.
2. I was trying to sleep when this fucking follicle kept landing on me.
3. I wore my brand new jordan's to an interview and was disturbed to find follicles on my shit.
2. I was trying to sleep when this fucking follicle kept landing on me.
3. I wore my brand new jordan's to an interview and was disturbed to find follicles on my shit.
by Cyborg187 June 27, 2011
Why the f r I g are you looking this up on urban dictionary?????? Of all things !!!! You choose urban dictionary.
by Youoyo March 18, 2021
by Bearded genius February 22, 2016
Here’s a witty and humorous definition for "Male Follicle Sensitivity" for Urban Dictionary:
Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun
A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.
Common causes include:
Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.
A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.
The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.
The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)
Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun
A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.
Common causes include:
Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.
A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.
The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.
The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)
Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
John and his wife often become frustrated with each other because of his Male Follicle Sensitivity. She says John never lets her finish and it wouldn't hurt so bad if he didn't make her pull out too soon.
by R2u2 March 29, 2025
The single strand of hair that mysteriously ends up between a female's butt cheeks in the shower. Pulling this strand out gives her a pleasure in which she doesn't quite understand.
As the suds slowly dripped down her breast, she gently pulled the follicle of love from her bottom and put it on the shower wall.
by Guttertron June 09, 2017