fmlatm 

fuck my life at the moment

"Oh, shit! im bleeding! FMLATM!"
fml atm

fmlatm by LEGIT. April 5, 2011

flatmate's ear 

The ability to pick out the important parts of a really boring speech and ignore everything else, avoiding being bored while not offending the person speaking.

'boring boring boring boring we're meeting at eight tonight boring boring boring boring.'
'ah, thank you flatmate's ear.'
'that reminds me of boring boring boring boring...'

flatmate's ear by Andrew Doughty May 3, 2008

Flatmin 

A skinny penis with a fat mushroom tip that is flat on the top.

Have you seen Jeremy's cock? He sure does have a flatmin!

Flatmin by Flattyjim August 9, 2018

Flatmare

A handy typo that can be used to indicate the true hell that is the other people you may voluntarily or otherwise be forced into sharing accommodation with.

Dave - I'm having a right flatmare at the moment
Phil - Yeah i know, i saw him licking your cheese

Flatmare by TSLewis July 13, 2011

flatmeat 

1. unleavened roadside meat treat

2. essentially a furry little animal that got caught under a tire or otherwise squashed my moving vehicle. generally has a rancid smell and a jerky like texture; preferred by mountain folk, hillbillies and the inbred.

3. not kosher.

see roadkill also see street pizza

hooo weee! dab nagit... stop the truck cletus! i saw me sum flatmeat back thar!

flatmeat by ob1 April 1, 2004

Flatman [twat] 

A being (male) of limited intelligence and ability, in any given field.

Captain Of the Titanice, he's a bit of a Flatman twat

Gordon Brown, he's a bit of a Flatman twat

Flatman [twat] by Mr Shaw February 23, 2009

flatmate 

1. A femail friend with small or non-existant mammaries
2. A person who lives in the same flat as you.

1.
What do you think of Emma?
She's flatmate
2.
I'm going for a beer with my flatmates.

flatmate by Fraser Steen October 20, 2006