flutus

Musical farts; farts that actually produce musical pitches. Punning on "flute" and "flatus".

Are you practicing trombone, or is that flutus I hear?

by pentozali February 21, 2011

flatusidal tendencies

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Field of flatus

The fragrant force field resulting from someone passing gas. Usually the flatulator (or flatulatrix, if it was a lady) will have already fled the scene. If you arrive immediately after the offense occurred, you might bounce off the invisible dome of stench (you are essentially being repelled by the force field of flatus). Sometimes, it’s hard to know where the borders of the flatus field are, and in these cases it is safe to assume that some time passed between the original offense and your arrival on scene. Most fields of flatus will dissipate within 5 minutes. Some of the most notable ones have been rumoured to last well over an hour...however, no one has actually stuck around long enough to verify this.

Do NOT go in there! I left a field of flatus and I think it’ll last about five-to-ten...

I swear to God - that man created a field of flatus right before he stepped off the elevator...I sure hope no one joins me on this trip and blames me for the smell!

by Mandi Harmony September 7, 2018

Chest Flutes

pl. n.
The beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. These can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.

The mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that Andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.

by the Emperor January 25, 2014

flatus

Flatus is intestinal gas, also known as a fart

His passing stinky flatus and then blaming me for it was a real suckalation.

by T.V. John May 24, 2012

flatus superiorus

The pseudo Latin but funny sounding term for high volume, unusually putrid and powerful farting.

Her often shocking farts ranked way up there, they were definitely considered flatus superiorus!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021

eau de flatus’

Pronounced roughly “o-day-flatoose,” it’s the high class term for a stinking fart.

Oh my dearest, most amazing love, is that eau de flatus’ I am sniffing here in our newest Tesla?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019