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Origin: Talking to this kid once and hes said he was going "flukin" the next day. I asked him wtf he was talking about and he responded by saying he was going "fluke fishing."

Use: Used by many for some reason to describe drifting for fluke. But since "flukin" is not a type of fishing method people that say this are idiots.
Person 1: "Im going flukin tommorrow"
Person 2: "what you say? your an idiot"
flukin by Matt April 5, 2004
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Flaking is what a Nikos does when he make plans with his friends, yet fails to show up last minute. This usually includes the Nikos leaving his friends on read and not telling them about changed plans beforehand.
"Yo, this Nikos is flaking on us today again! That's the sixth time this week, bruh. What an asshole."
Flaking by ewrhfoi October 16, 2020
Related Words
Fluking • flukin • fluting • Flucking • Fluming • flaking • Flurina • flurking • fuking • flakin
When people can't spell fucking right in private fearless' comments
"Fuuking kiid fuuking"
fuuking by Top kek m9 June 27, 2016
To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent
Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!
flakiness by swamp-wig May 31, 2011
he is always loyal he tries to solve every problem and is always there when you need him he has almost always a solution to every question he is curious but also smart and cunning
Flurin is smarter than you think
Flurin by Macic tomy January 6, 2019

flubinet 

So a flubinet is like a flutinet or floboe, but its flute, oboe, AND clarinet combined all together. My band director and the flubinet players made this up after he got tired of referring to the flute, oboe, and clarinet all together (because of songs that called all of the flubinets to play the same thing, or because the flubinet players were all being obnoxious). It literally became one of our most used words in band, kinda hilarious lmaoo.
Alright, flubinets, I need you guys to play softer here.
FLUBINETS CAN YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP IM TRYING TO TALK TO THE REST OF THE BAND!!
1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
Miguel: Hey uhh I'll met you up at 7 pm at the walmart cool?
You: yeah sure NP

-7pm-

you: ....

-8pm-
you: .....

-9pm-

you: zzzz
Miguel: oh uhh yeah i cant make it
you: you flaking asshole
flaking by TIm January 7, 2007
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