Fluking 

The act of fucking a girl who demands that you pay for the contraception.

I was fluking this fat, ugly, liberal, and it cost me $5.00 in condoms!

Fluking by Gronaudden June 12, 2012

Fluking  

Fluking is a commonly used term to take the place of pretty much anything.

It is spelled fluking not flukeing

Get your fluke wet
Fluke me
Thats fluking awesome
Thats the hardest fluke ive ever seen.
Fluke all day i dont give a fluke
Lyndsey likes to have fluking orgies with marissa
Chris loves to fluke around with his boyfriend.
Fluking rapidly is more effective
Do you enjoy sucking fluke?
Smell my fluke
Does my fluke still smell like tuna?
WHy is lyndseys hair so fluking red
Your fluke is unusually sticky.
Lyndsey needs to fluking stop saying teehee
Chris really needs to stop fluking his rubber chicken
That was a good one^
fag

Fluking by Chris, Lyndsey, Marissa February 7, 2009

Flaking 

Flaking is what a Nikos does when he make plans with his friends, yet fails to show up last minute. This usually includes the Nikos leaving his friends on read and not telling them about changed plans beforehand.

"Yo, this Nikos is flaking on us today again! That's the sixth time this week, bruh. What an asshole."

Flaking by ewrhfoi October 16, 2020

fuuking 

When people can't spell fucking right in private fearless' comments

"Fuuking kiid fuuking"

fuuking by Top kek m9 June 27, 2016

flaking 

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

Miguel: Hey uhh I'll met you up at 7 pm at the walmart cool?
You: yeah sure NP

-7pm-

you: ....

-8pm-
you: .....

-9pm-

you: zzzz
Miguel: oh uhh yeah i cant make it
you: you flaking asshole

flaking by TIm January 7, 2007

Flaking out 

The act of blowing off a friend or acquaintance, When someone creates a believable scenario of intentions to meet up and fails to, or purposely declines to show up, Standing someone up, or the means of severing a social connection like a friendship.

Person1: gee, hav'nt heard from dexter in like two weeks... think he's dead?
Person2: Not sure, he always flakes out on you unless you agree to meet up on his terms.

Person1: hey man, wanna go get schwasted tonight?
Person2: yeah, I was supposed to meet up with that creepy guy later, but i'll just be flaking out on him, now won't I?

Flaking out by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010

snow-flaking 

To use even the lightest amount of snowfall as an excuse for skipping work/social events/commitments due to "adverse travel conditions".

Look, snow! Thats it dude, grab the weed and the sledge, im snow-flaking work tomorrow!

snow-flaking by Quarlmarx January 10, 2010