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flowery shirt 

A Hideous fashion crime, often worn by flamboyant queen's or those who don't quite understand the meaning of chic.
Gee Robin are you 'coming out' with that flowery shirt.

or

This isn't Hawaii what's with the flowery shirt.
flowery shirt by Gilli Kane May 29, 2008
A socially appropriate way to say "horny". Typically used by fairly innocent people that are too embarrassed to admit that they are, in fact, horny.
"My boyfriend's kisses make me feel flowery."
"I'm getting flowery, we should probably stop."
Flowery by innocentswag July 7, 2016

Flowery Branch 

Small town in the middle of nowhere where there are branches with a bunch of flowers. Located just outside of Buford and Gainesville.
First Man: "Hey look over there! All those trees have a bunch of flowers on them."
Second Man: "By George, I have a name! I dub this land, 'Flowery Trees!'"
First Man: "...."
Second Man: "...What?"
First Man: "Well, it doesn't sound like a very good name...."
Second Man: "Do you have any other suggestions?"
Third Man walks up: "How about Flowery Branch?"
Second Man: "Fine, but I still get credit for naming it."
Flowery Branch by eiffel February 20, 2009

Flowery Seat 

When talcum powder is inserted into the anus and then expelled into sexual partners face, willingly
Oh go on, give me a flowery seat
Flowery Seat by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

flowery path 

to give luck to oneself or to others; a figurative expression in the sense of 'hope to have a good life'
Chelsea: His family is getting better now.
Kyle: I hope they walk a flowery path!

flowery shit 

when you take a nasty smelling shit, use flower scent air freshener to cover it up, then walk in the bathroom 10 minutes later and you get the nice smell of flowers and shit
tom took a big shit after eating his mothers egg salad, he used flower air freshener to mask the smell, tom's father walked in the washroom 10 minutes later and puked because of the flowery shit smell
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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