flozery

An asian who tries to keep up with a certain thing but fails to.
For example wow siri is such a flozery he never plays with us .

For example wow siri is such a flozery he never plays with us .

by TheGuyWhoCanRoblox September 7, 2017

flowery shirt

A Hideous fashion crime, often worn by flamboyant queen's or those who don't quite understand the meaning of chic.

Gee Robin are you 'coming out' with that flowery shirt.

or

This isn't Hawaii what's with the flowery shirt.

by Gilli Kane May 29, 2008

Flowery

A socially appropriate way to say "horny". Typically used by fairly innocent people that are too embarrassed to admit that they are, in fact, horny.

"My boyfriend's kisses make me feel flowery."
"I'm getting flowery, we should probably stop."

by innocentswag July 7, 2016

Flowery Branch

Small town in the middle of nowhere where there are branches with a bunch of flowers. Located just outside of Buford and Gainesville.

First Man: "Hey look over there! All those trees have a bunch of flowers on them."
Second Man: "By George, I have a name! I dub this land, 'Flowery Trees!'"
First Man: "...."
Second Man: "...What?"
First Man: "Well, it doesn't sound like a very good name...."
Second Man: "Do you have any other suggestions?"
Third Man walks up: "How about Flowery Branch?"
Second Man: "Fine, but I still get credit for naming it."

by eiffel February 20, 2009

Flowery Seat

When talcum powder is inserted into the anus and then expelled into sexual partners face, willingly

Oh go on, give me a flowery seat

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

flowery path

to give luck to oneself or to others; a figurative expression in the sense of 'hope to have a good life'

Chelsea: His family is getting better now.
Kyle: I hope they walk a flowery path!

by olivoliverlovesyou June 16, 2018

flowery shit

when you take a nasty smelling shit, use flower scent air freshener to cover it up, then walk in the bathroom 10 minutes later and you get the nice smell of flowers and shit

tom took a big shit after eating his mothers egg salad, he used flower air freshener to mask the smell, tom's father walked in the washroom 10 minutes later and puked because of the flowery shit smell

by slang master daddy April 26, 2009