floutch

A major fuckup, caused by a wrongly educated guess

Oh no, we should have putten more bolts in our wing spar for our feather wing design, which will be potentially a guided cruise missile part, which might kill children in the near future. What a floutch ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Dissapointment1232 May 30, 2022

flootch

(flūtch) dog's drool once it leaves the jowls and goes flying towards the wall, Volks Wagon, or your clean jeans.

Boy: "Ahh! Your dog just flootched all over my pants!"
Girl: "Sure. Blame it on the dog."

by heartfox December 5, 2009

flotchel

(noun) one who engages in acts of flotchelism debauchery shenanigans

ok that guy last night was SUCH a flotchel

are you flotcheling around town?

by sparkleallday May 31, 2009

Floatch

the foaming layer of butt hole burning ass piss that lurks above a large quantity of Diarrhea

OMG I JUST CLEANED GAVINS FLOATCH THE TOILET BOWL

by KATTHESHITCERVO December 6, 2010

flotch

When a woman passes gas out of her anus and the air bubble goes up her vagina.

I thought I had to fart but it ended up as a flotch.

I will never wear those jeans again. I was flotching all night long.

by Elleicia March 19, 2008

Foutch

One of the two bitches of the dynamic Foutch/Dee-Dee Duo. Foutch is considered the "female" of this all-girl couple. Dee-Dee, while one hot piece of ass, cannot compete with the pure, sweet loveliness that is known as Foutch.

Foutch can be recognized by her blast-from-the-past outfits and "Bob" haircut.

She can also be seen using her patented "Foutchie" move. This includes waving her index finger in the air while pursing her lips and shaking her head. The sound she makes during her move is a sort-of a negative "mm-mm" sound.

Dee Dee has also often been seen and heard using this same motion.

Maan, have you seen how Foutch and Dee-Dee are always attached at the hip?

Yeah, I've also seen how they are attached in other places too!

by GMoneyGrill March 4, 2008

to flotch

to aimlessly switch channels on TV, usually late at night, when you have nothing better to do but don't feel like going to bed yet.

Wife comes homes, husband is sitting in front of the TV. She asks: "Hey honey, what are you watching?"
Husband answers: "Nothing, I'm just flotching."

When ads interrupt my show I can't help but to start flotching.

I don't really watch TV, but I like to flotch.

by Fat Dobby August 24, 2015