flutch

The act of doing a million other things than what you are supposed to be doing and taking your sweet time doing it.

My daughter likes to flutch. She is a flutcher.

by Lisa Ophelia Listenia February 24, 2006

flutch

adj.

A portmanteau for "fucking clutch," meaning a superb performance under extreme pressure. An individual or performance may be called flutch.

David Ortiz is flutch.

Kirk Gibson's homerun was flutch.

by Master Control October 22, 2006

flutching

The act of lying on one's back with legs crossed in the air, holding one's breath repeatedly as long as possible, often while holding a pillow, blanket or stuffed animal (also known as a stuffy") very close to or over one's face. Flutching is most often done by children usually as a form of self-soothing.

Q: "What is that kid doing over there...some sort of weird contortionist act?"

A: "No, she's just flutching."

by zandksmom May 09, 2011