flutch 

The act of doing a million other things than what you are supposed to be doing and taking your sweet time doing it.

My daughter likes to flutch. She is a flutcher.

flutch by Lisa Ophelia Listenia April 12, 2006

flutch 

adj.

A portmanteau for "fucking clutch," meaning a superb performance under extreme pressure. An individual or performance may be called flutch.

David Ortiz is flutch.

Kirk Gibson's homerun was flutch.

flutch by Master Control October 22, 2006

Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021

Why fletch? 

An overused phrase in the MMORPG Oldschool Runescape during fights against the Wintertodt boss. Only newcomers and trolls use it.

Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"

Player 1: "How do I get enough points for a crate?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"

Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"

Why fletch? by Sukoforiko August 7, 2018

Flunch 

Flunch, derived from the similarly-named fast-food chain, "Flunch", is a noun which refers to the object of oral human expulsion (vomit), or a verb meaning to "to vomit".

The reason this word means "vomit" or "to vomit" is because the restaurant is absolutely revolting, serving up rotten mussels and frozen sweet products. After dining at the restaurant, if it can be justified as dining, we literally felt like vomiting, or flunching.

I feel like I'm gonna flunch.

Somebody flunched behind the door!

Ew, I just stepped in someone's flunch!

That ride is intense, last time I went on it I flunched.

Flunch by jevaisfluncher March 28, 2015

Flatchgasm 

When your giving it to your girl hard and you bust ass just as you pull out and spray your load.

OMG you guys I was banging my girl on the top bunk of the trailer and I totally had a flatchgasm! I thought she was going to Ralph as she rolled off the bed and ran away. Fucking great.

Flatchgasm by DEEZ123 January 28, 2017

flunch 

When Flemming has booked a meeting during lunch

I need to eat quickly today, as I've been flunched

flunch by ElCiervo November 29, 2021