flutch
The act of doing a million other things than what you are supposed to be doing and taking your sweet time doing it.
flutch by Lisa Ophelia Listenia April 12, 2006
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adj.
A portmanteau for "fucking clutch," meaning a superb performance under extreme pressure. An individual or performance may be called flutch.
A portmanteau for "fucking clutch," meaning a superb performance under extreme pressure. An individual or performance may be called flutch.
flutch by Master Control October 22, 2006
Friend Futcher
Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.
Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.
Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.
Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?
Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher
Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher
Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021
Why fletch?
An overused phrase in the MMORPG Oldschool Runescape during fights against the Wintertodt boss. Only newcomers and trolls use it.
Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"
Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"
Player 1: "How do I get enough points for a crate?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"
Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"
Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"
Why fletch? by Sukoforiko August 7, 2018
Flunch
Flunch, derived from the similarly-named fast-food chain, "Flunch", is a noun which refers to the object of oral human expulsion (vomit), or a verb meaning to "to vomit".
The reason this word means "vomit" or "to vomit" is because the restaurant is absolutely revolting, serving up rotten mussels and frozen sweet products. After dining at the restaurant, if it can be justified as dining, we literally felt like vomiting, or flunching.
The reason this word means "vomit" or "to vomit" is because the restaurant is absolutely revolting, serving up rotten mussels and frozen sweet products. After dining at the restaurant, if it can be justified as dining, we literally felt like vomiting, or flunching.
I feel like I'm gonna flunch.
Somebody flunched behind the door!
Ew, I just stepped in someone's flunch!
That ride is intense, last time I went on it I flunched.
Somebody flunched behind the door!
Ew, I just stepped in someone's flunch!
That ride is intense, last time I went on it I flunched.
Flunch by jevaisfluncher March 28, 2015
Flatchgasm
OMG you guys I was banging my girl on the top bunk of the trailer and I totally had a flatchgasm! I thought she was going to Ralph as she rolled off the bed and ran away. Fucking great.
Flatchgasm by DEEZ123 January 28, 2017