Foutch

One of the two bitches of the dynamic Foutch/Dee-Dee Duo. Foutch is considered the "female" of this all-girl couple. Dee-Dee, while one hot piece of ass, cannot compete with the pure, sweet loveliness that is known as Foutch.

Foutch can be recognized by her blast-from-the-past outfits and "Bob" haircut.

She can also be seen using her patented "Foutchie" move. This includes waving her index finger in the air while pursing her lips and shaking her head. The sound she makes during her move is a sort-of a negative "mm-mm" sound.

Dee Dee has also often been seen and heard using this same motion.

Maan, have you seen how Foutch and Dee-Dee are always attached at the hip?

Yeah, I've also seen how they are attached in other places too!

Foutch by GMoneyGrill March 4, 2008

Foutch

The most coolest,epic name and is often mispronounced by idiots. Its a name thats hard to come across. German roots. Commonly related to drinkers.

Did you see Candace; shes a total Foutch

Foutch by F93ouch February 25, 2010

fouchy 

Short for fucking touchy. Used when someone keeps putting their hands on you while talking to you.

Dude, can you quit being so fouchy?!

fouchy by mrfouchy October 2, 2014

Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021

futchu 

a different way to say fuck you

futchu bitch

futchu by TheLadyBlacknight September 20, 2023

fouchebag 

Female version of a male douchebag. Works overtime on her look, makeup, hair, wardrobe, demeanor and virtually every characteristic which would entice males in public. She does this with no intention of hooking up, but rather to feed her insatiable appetite to build self-esteem.

The fouchebag walked through the club directly to the bar. Upon arriving she turned and quickly scanned the room to determine if her appearence generated any hysteria which would eventually land her free drinks.

fouchebag by Toosh August 1, 2007

Futch 

A lesbian, dyke or other variety of queer woman who possesses or displays qualities and identifiers of both butch and femme. (noun)

Futch (adjective) describes:
a) a non-standard display of female masculinity, which contains elements of the feminine (such as clothing, walk, cosmetics, shoes).
b) a non-standard display of queer femininity, containing elements of the masculine (such as clothing, walk, cosmetics, shoes).

If butch/femme is a spectrum, a futch may be found at any or all of the points in between.

A futch presentation may occasionally be ephemeral, caused by the migration of an woman's queer self-identity, but is much more likely to be ongoing and deliberate; reflecting an individual's own position of comfort on the queer gender presentation scale.

Tila Tequila's date, Dani Campbell, a lesbian firefighter from Florida, claims she invented the word "futch" to describe herself as being part butch, part femme. However, a spot of research will reveal that the word has been in moderate usage in the dyke community since at least 1990. Dani would have had to be a very inventive little futch at 11 to be the word's progenitor.

Sometimes futch sighting is a false positive, as in the case of many rural women who make the gaydar spang wildly, but who are merely hetero women who portray common lesbian markers, such as speaking firmly, gesturing strongly, taking no nonsense, and using no botox. While wearing boots.

As I was getting ready for my date with the new girl, I had a hard time deciding whether to put on my suit and tie or my heels and dress. Good thing she likes a futch, because it doesn't matter which I pick.

Futch by Miselaineous October 19, 2009