flopdia 

a flop called claudia

"omg theres claudia"
"you mean flopdia?!"

flopdia by yasslayyyy August 17, 2022

Floydian Fallacy 

\ ˈflȯi-dē-ən ˈfa-lə-sē \ (noun)

The erroneous belief that a single video of police brutality proves systemic racism.

Angry Anjem: "The George Floyd video PROVES Amerikkka is racist!"
Rational Raheem: "Everyone agrees it was appalling. But remember in 2019 the police shot 9 unarmed blacks as well as 19 unarmed whites."
Floydian Fallacy

Floydian Fallacy by Green Gordon June 23, 2020

Floydian Slip 

/ˌfloidēən ˈslip/ (noun)

the inadvertent citing of real statistics that contradicts an orthodox, usually Progressive, narrative promoted by mainstream media and academia.

Prof. Tariq: "George Floyd's murder proves beyond doubt systemic anti-black racism in Amerikkka."
Prof. Gad: "The National Crime Victimization Study 2019 suggests otherwise, my learned friend."
Prof. Tariq: "WTF you say?"
Prof. Gad: "My apologies - a Floydian Slip."

Floydian Slip by Green Gordon June 10, 2020

Flopdick 

A person who is lazy or incompetent at a job or task.

That flopdick at the DMV messed up my registration.

Flopdick by yoholoho February 26, 2011

Flopedian 

Adjective

Where someone constantly thinks of everything as a joke/makes joke that are unfunny or no one laughs at despite the comedic intention.
"Flop" as the jokes, well, flop as how unfunny they are.
"edian" comedian,play on words.

"He/She is such a flopedian, none of his jokes are funny"
"He/She is such a flopedian, I wasn't making a joke but they took it as if it was"

Flopedian by Lego man² January 15, 2021

ratfink flopdick

A untrustworthy individual who can't complete a task without the help of someone else then takes full credit. This person will always upgrade their own job title to something that makes them sound more important and smarter than they really are. A typical Ratfink Flopdick will talk about how good and important they are while it's painfully obvious they are a worthless piece of dog shit.

That dude is such a Ratfink Flopdick! That chump told us he banged two chicks yesterday then today I overheard him telling someone that he nailed three.

Just look at that Ratfink Flopdick, he lays down chalk line in a parking lot and calls himself a "process improvement engineer." WTF

ratfink flopdick by Cats pajamas April 2, 2015

Floydian 

Pertaining to Pink Floyd.

The music had Floydian influences.

Floydian by commonwealth1325 October 19, 2003