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Joe Flopadoodle 

A man who is obsessed with photographing his genitals mid bounce, also known as "capturing one's doodle flopping." This condition is often found in association with "aggrivated weiner legslaptadium," "penicular straining," or "jiminy jingling." Origin: Prehistoric fossil records have indicated that cavemen really liked bouncing their testicles in the wind.

doodle flop whack Joe Weinerwhacken Jill Jigglylabes
Person 1: Bill's weekly trampoline photoshoots on his front lawn have really shamed and embarrassed the entire community.

Person 2: It's so sad. He's become a regular Joe Flopadoodle.

flopalopalitis 

a medical term used by the ghetto stating a bunch of random std's caused by a cum guzzling whore.
green discharage anyone???... must be flopalopalitis
std
flopalopalitis by chantibekz August 16, 2011

flopalopalopalopagess 

A word that clears away an awkward silence between people; also when said, the word satisfies the tongues every bud and leaves its feeling amazed-if said right.
*awkward silence between 2 people*

person 1: "flopalopalopalopagess!"

person 2: "haha...uhm what the hell was that?"

person 1: "i don't know but my tongue feels amazing."

*New conversation has started between the 2 people*
flopalopalopalopagess by y0r-m0m August 22, 2011

flopalopagonapuss

1.) At the time of its conception, the word was primarily used as a expletive, like any curse word, but not as vulgar. So more or less, it is used as a filler word like "lol" when one can't find a word to say. Also tends to be before another exclaim like "bah"

2.) Also used to describe an immensely fat feline whose fat foals seemingly swayed in each direction when it moved.
"Hey did you see that funny video?"

"No."

"oh, ummm... okay."

"flopalopagonapuss... BAH"

Floppadopoulos

An mighty creature found in the South West region of England, a creature that resembles very much the male genital organ of higher vertebrates (penis). carrying 8 tons worth of the best tasty semen known to the human race. Using its large third eye, the creature skulked around various vegetated areas in the peak of night seeking out a suitable mate to plow and release its great flow of sticky juices. Due to the creature struggling with erectile dysfunctions and various other health conditions it constantly remained flaccid and slack. The Floppadopoulos is believed to be exstinct however rumours have it that one still exsits somewhere in British Isles.
1) Haha your semen tastes soo good, are you secretly a Floppadopoulos

2) Can't get it up ..... you remind me of a Floppadopoulos

3) hey Jack you are a Floppadopoulos

4) Lets capture a Floppadopoulos and sell its juices to loose desperate women.

Flopatophobia 

Fear of Big Floppa
Person 1: I have flopatophobia.
Person 2: Look at this obese caracal cat!
Person 1: Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
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