floonch

A #gloonch caught flying on Christmas day without Santa Claus.

1"Why is that gloonch flying without Santa?"
2."I don't know but we clearly have a floonch on our hands."
3"That's sad."
4."Yeah, but at least they're not a kloonch."
5."Is that Custard, Clara?"
6."....."

by Aurele December 23, 2021

Floonch

Floonch is a martian from Floonchville. He is fatherless and speaks Spanish. Nobody knows what he looks like.

Floonch loves to eat floonchberries from Floonchville.

by Floonch June 20, 2023

Floonching

The act of crushing a mans testicles into a fine paste and then cooking them like a pancake

Josiah if you talk shit one more time then me and my gang are gonna start floonching.

by Joe Sigmond January 25, 2025

floonch

A #gloonch caught flying on Christmas day without Santa Claus.

1"Why is that gloonch flying without Santa?"
2."I don't know but we clearly have a floonch on our hands."
3"That's sad."
4."Yeah, but at least they're not a kloonch."
5."Is that Custard, Clara?"
6."....."

by Aurele December 23, 2021