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flooms by red dick this hurts June 26, 2009
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floosted 

To describe something as "messed up" or "bad."

The term was coined in late 2020 by Noob "Boring" Dog and Marcus.
Damn E! My Career is floosted!
floosted by YeehawCowboy28 November 16, 2020

Floorsexual 

A floorsexual is the word given to a person when they have tendencies to be really clumsy and fall on the ground or heavily intoxicated to the point they are on the floor constantly
Brooke had too much gin and tonic! She’s such a floorsexual
Floorsexual by @ginandtonicgirl October 12, 2018

Slippery floors 

Juicy, Wild sexual encounters.
When I see Wonda Wonderpig, it is slippery floors tonight!!!
Slippery floors by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Pullmanus Floosius 

Greek for Pullman Floosie at Washington State University in Pullman WA. A Floosie could be any sorts of loose women who crave attention. Pullmanus Floosius congregate in their natural territory of Pullman. They attack the weak, and feed on the drunk. Some have been known to take souls, or atleast make for good stories the next day.
That Pullmanus Floosius was breaking dicks all night long at the party last night.
Pullmanus Floosius by CougarRugby September 8, 2009

floorset 

One of the worst things to see on your schedule when you work retail. It involves folding all of the hanging clothing and then hanging all of the folded clothing in an attempt to make the store look new even though it's the same exact shit from the last floorset. Mountain Dew and Starbucks sales typically rise 13% the day of a floorset from retail workers attempting to drown their sorrows and misfortunes in caffeine. Floorsets typically last 2-3 nights and run until 5am each night. Of course this depends on how many people don't show up because they're "sick". Often times one of the workers is typically sacrificed in a ceremony known as a "clopen" so that every other lucky fuck can sleep-in the next morning.
After Ben spent the whole night working floorset he came in the next day to see some ignorant fat fuck messing up all of the stacks of t-shirts he had spent 2 hours folding the night before in order to meet corporate standards. A day later the fat fuck's house burned down. Coincidence? I think not.
floorset by IWORKINRETAILFML September 4, 2014