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flooms
flooms by red dick this hurts June 26, 2009
floosted
To describe something as "messed up" or "bad."
The term was coined in late 2020 by Noob "Boring" Dog and Marcus.
The term was coined in late 2020 by Noob "Boring" Dog and Marcus.
floosted by YeehawCowboy28 November 16, 2020
Floorsexual
A floorsexual is the word given to a person when they have tendencies to be really clumsy and fall on the ground or heavily intoxicated to the point they are on the floor constantly
Floorsexual by @ginandtonicgirl October 12, 2018
Slippery floors
Slippery floors by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016
Pullmanus Floosius
Greek for Pullman Floosie at Washington State University in Pullman WA. A Floosie could be any sorts of loose women who crave attention. Pullmanus Floosius congregate in their natural territory of Pullman. They attack the weak, and feed on the drunk. Some have been known to take souls, or atleast make for good stories the next day.
Pullmanus Floosius by CougarRugby September 8, 2009
floorset
One of the worst things to see on your schedule when you work retail. It involves folding all of the hanging clothing and then hanging all of the folded clothing in an attempt to make the store look new even though it's the same exact shit from the last floorset. Mountain Dew and Starbucks sales typically rise 13% the day of a floorset from retail workers attempting to drown their sorrows and misfortunes in caffeine. Floorsets typically last 2-3 nights and run until 5am each night. Of course this depends on how many people don't show up because they're "sick". Often times one of the workers is typically sacrificed in a ceremony known as a "clopen" so that every other lucky fuck can sleep-in the next morning.
After Ben spent the whole night working floorset he came in the next day to see some ignorant fat fuck messing up all of the stacks of t-shirts he had spent 2 hours folding the night before in order to meet corporate standards. A day later the fat fuck's house burned down. Coincidence? I think not.
floorset by IWORKINRETAILFML September 4, 2014
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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