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floorset 

One of the worst things to see on your schedule when you work retail. It involves folding all of the hanging clothing and then hanging all of the folded clothing in an attempt to make the store look new even though it's the same exact shit from the last floorset. Mountain Dew and Starbucks sales typically rise 13% the day of a floorset from retail workers attempting to drown their sorrows and misfortunes in caffeine. Floorsets typically last 2-3 nights and run until 5am each night. Of course this depends on how many people don't show up because they're "sick". Often times one of the workers is typically sacrificed in a ceremony known as a "clopen" so that every other lucky fuck can sleep-in the next morning.
After Ben spent the whole night working floorset he came in the next day to see some ignorant fat fuck messing up all of the stacks of t-shirts he had spent 2 hours folding the night before in order to meet corporate standards. A day later the fat fuck's house burned down. Coincidence? I think not.
floorset by IWORKINRETAILFML September 4, 2014
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Floorsexual 

A floorsexual is the word given to a person when they have tendencies to be really clumsy and fall on the ground or heavily intoxicated to the point they are on the floor constantly
Brooke had too much gin and tonic! She’s such a floorsexual
Floorsexual by @ginandtonicgirl October 12, 2018

floorsex 

A girl that will let you bang them out on your buddy's floor; no questions asked.
"What did you do last night?"
"Hooked up with good ol' floorsex."
"Ewww."

Floorsexual 

One of the fake sexualities 5 year olds make up to feel like a part of the LGBTQ+ community.
Tom: let’s go back to my house!

Rob: ok!

*they go to toms house*

Rob: *moans*

Tom: dude wtf!

Rob: sorry, I’m floorsexual.
Floorsexual by Quack.Anime February 18, 2021

Floorsexual 

A Floorsexual or Floorophile is someone whom has a great love of carpet. It was first discovered by a Fanfiction writer xXKanpekiXx, whom described Near (A child detective from Note) as a Floorophile.

It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.

They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.

They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.
A young white haired boy is laying, face down on the carpet. This is a floorsexual.
Floorsexual by NowakiStar November 10, 2010

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026