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Floorsexual 

One of the fake sexualities 5 year olds make up to feel like a part of the LGBTQ+ community.
Tom: let’s go back to my house!

Rob: ok!

*they go to toms house*

Rob: *moans*

Tom: dude wtf!

Rob: sorry, I’m floorsexual.
Floorsexual by Quack.Anime February 18, 2021

Floorsexual 

A Floorsexual or Floorophile is someone whom has a great love of carpet. It was first discovered by a Fanfiction writer xXKanpekiXx, whom described Near (A child detective from Note) as a Floorophile.

It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.

They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.

They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.
A young white haired boy is laying, face down on the carpet. This is a floorsexual.
Floorsexual by NowakiStar November 10, 2010

Flowsexual

When you go with the flow sexually

You like what you like

You’re attracted to people you didn’t think you would be attracted to
Friend 1: “Is lily hooking up with a dude right now? I thought she was a lesbian!”
Friend 2: “No bro, Lily is Flowsexual! she wants what she wants”
Flowsexual by chillpill_lil November 25, 2018

Foodsexual 

A: hello i'm foodsexual f-slur
B: shut up u aren't a part of lgbtq+
A: yes i am u bitch
B: shut up *goes away*
Foodsexual by _no January 21, 2021

Foodsexual 

saying you're 'foodsexual' doesn't make you a part of the lgbtq+ community it's not a valid sexuality suck it up.
Imagine someone saying "I'm foodsexual" ew stfu and wake up you just sound stupid
Foodsexual by ewstfu February 11, 2021

foodsexual 

I am foodsexual 😍
foodsexual by Ummmmihatelife January 19, 2021