A floorsexual is the word given to a person when they have tendencies to be really clumsy and fall on the ground or heavily intoxicated to the point they are on the floor constantly
by @ginandtonicgirl October 12, 2018
Tom: let’s go back to my house!
Rob: ok!
*they go to toms house*
Rob: *moans*
Tom: dude wtf!
Rob: sorry, I’m floorsexual.
Rob: ok!
*they go to toms house*
Rob: *moans*
Tom: dude wtf!
Rob: sorry, I’m floorsexual.
by Quack.Anime February 19, 2021
A Floorsexual or Floorophile is someone whom has a great love of carpet. It was first discovered by a Fanfiction writer xXKanpekiXx, whom described Near (A child detective from Note) as a Floorophile.
It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.
They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.
They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.
It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.
They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.
They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.
by NowakiStar October 28, 2010