flonser
flonser by flonser4life October 31, 2011
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Flonger Blasted
When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.
Flonger Blasted by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015
Related Words
flonser • Floser • floner • flonkers • flosser • flonger • flonkerton • flooser • Flondering • Flonner
flonkerton
An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.
"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."
flonkerton by Darth Z. February 5, 2007
Floner
Floner by Noah beast September 3, 2007
Flonder Day
The soon to be 8th day of the week, giving the world 3 week end days and 5 work/school days.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Flonder Day, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (new week)
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Flonder Day, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (new week)
Flonder Day by Teh Jester 12 May 4, 2009
flooser
A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.
A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.
A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.
flosser
Blaine: "Hey gurl, wud up?! You coming to my place to chill?"
Stephanie: "Yeah, babe, be there in 10 minutes!"
~The next day~
Blaine: "Steph, what happened, you never came over!! You're a flosser!"
Stephanie: "I didn't floss!! I went to your' window and knocked, but you weren't in your' room, sorry, honey. We can chill tonight. Late."
Stephanie: "Yeah, babe, be there in 10 minutes!"
~The next day~
Blaine: "Steph, what happened, you never came over!! You're a flosser!"
Stephanie: "I didn't floss!! I went to your' window and knocked, but you weren't in your' room, sorry, honey. We can chill tonight. Late."
flosser by Buca's Lover May 6, 2006
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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