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Someone that says they are going somewhere, and don't show.
Blaine: "Hey gurl, wud up?! You coming to my place to chill?"
Stephanie: "Yeah, babe, be there in 10 minutes!"
~The next day~
Blaine: "Steph, what happened, you never came over!! You're a flosser!"
Stephanie: "I didn't floss!! I went to your' window and knocked, but you weren't in your' room, sorry, honey. We can chill tonight. Late."
flosser by Buca's Lover May 6, 2006
Words you can keep
Someone who partakes in oral sex.
Ask that dave out he's a right "flosser" Sonny replies to her sexualy frustrated friend.
flosser by Prespincer March 30, 2008
someone who flosses their ass with a shoelace
dude are you flossing your ass with a shoelace
those, who think they are all heavy, like tony montana, but rather they floss their ass with a shoe lace.
that hairy chested man is a "flosser"

that flosser over there, really likes to suck balls

he thinks he's though, but he's just a flosser
flosser by Van April 16, 2005

Lowell Flosser 

Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.
Thank god LaQuita was around. I drank a case of Natural Ice last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old Lowell Flosser.
Lowell Flosser by Mike Sig December 9, 2008

pickle flosser

a person who cuts pickles in half with dental floss to more easily facilitate consumption of said pickle.
I have a tiny mouth but I love eating big pickles so i have become a pickle flosser.

butt flosser 

Refers to a womans thong that is normally one size too small.
Woah! You have got some serious butt flosser action going on.
butt flosser by Craig & Will December 21, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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