flosser 

Someone that says they are going somewhere, and don't show.

Blaine: "Hey gurl, wud up?! You coming to my place to chill?"
Stephanie: "Yeah, babe, be there in 10 minutes!"
~The next day~
Blaine: "Steph, what happened, you never came over!! You're a flosser!"
Stephanie: "I didn't floss!! I went to your' window and knocked, but you weren't in your' room, sorry, honey. We can chill tonight. Late."

flosser by Buca's Lover May 6, 2006

flosser 

Someone who partakes in oral sex.

Ask that dave out he's a right "flosser" Sonny replies to her sexualy frustrated friend.

flosser by Prespincer March 30, 2008

flosser 

someone who flosses their ass with a shoelace

dude are you flossing your ass with a shoelace

flosser by the one and only shmian May 10, 2005

flosser 

those, who think they are all heavy, like tony montana, but rather they floss their ass with a shoe lace.

that hairy chested man is a "flosser"

that flosser over there, really likes to suck balls

he thinks he's though, but he's just a flosser

flosser by Van April 16, 2005

Lowell Flosser 

Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.

Thank god LaQuita was around. I drank a case of Natural Ice last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old Lowell Flosser.

Lowell Flosser by Mike Sig December 9, 2008

pickle flosser

a person who cuts pickles in half with dental floss to more easily facilitate consumption of said pickle.

I have a tiny mouth but I love eating big pickles so i have become a pickle flosser.

pickle flosser by hi I am a pickle slapper April 26, 2010

butt flosser 

Refers to a womans thong that is normally one size too small.

Woah! You have got some serious butt flosser action going on.

butt flosser by Craig & Will December 21, 2007