Blasted

When you smoke marijuana to the point you feel you were on the recieving end of a cyclops optic blast, or in special instances the recieving end of Han Solo's blaster. AKA getting fucking blasted.

Damn dude im fucking BLASTED.

Yo you wanna get Han Solo blasted tonight?

Dude you wanna confront cyclops and get fucking blasted??

by Joma Green January 03, 2011

Blasted

Covered with tattoos

'My friend is so blasted, he looks like lil Wayne.'

by Rock3t September 18, 2008

Blasted

Blazed + Wasted ( High + Drunk )

I was so blasted last night.

by KingLime July 27, 2008

Blasted

To have/get a tatoo

Im about to get blasted when i turn 17

by NERD 80's beastin August 22, 2008

Blasted

18th and 19th century term applied to a rotten carcus that has bloated and then actually burst open.

It's impossible to get oil from a blasted whale.

by WGN November 02, 2011

Blasted

When someone shoots you, called this for the sound the gun makes

Damn did you hear what happened to jimmy he got blasted

by Broke.rob May 10, 2018

Blasted

To have cum exerted on you.

Guy: Bitch I just blasted you.
Girl: Oh no it's in my eyes!
(rofl)

by Mrs. D.S. January 31, 2009