flompo

A very fat female step daughter.

Step Dad: Did you see Cassandra walk in the house and just maul the fridge?
Jim: Yes, she is a real flompo.

by Nard Smasher May 9, 2011

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flopmode

To fail/mess up so entertainingly it almost seems like it would taken more skill to pull off the fail than it would of done to actually succeed in the task that was being attempted

Did you see that guy go all flopmode when he tried to jump over that fence

by Flopmode September 7, 2018

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Flomophobic

Prejudice or dislike towards flomosexuals or flomos due to their homosexual tendencies and obsession with Floyd Mayweather Jr.

P4P305: OMG look at at Mayweather's abs I sooo wanna lick them
No Ceilings: omggg me too, I wish I could be Ellerbe, so I could rub May's chest all day long
Smooth Criminal: Guys hold up... but is it just me or does May look extremely sexy in that new damn fine pink suit of his?
check hook: u are sooo right, tomorrow I'm flying off to Vegas from Australia so I could get me a piece of that sexy ass
AlivsFrazier: wtf u flomos just killed this thread... this thread is suppose to be about who's the bigger puncher: Shavers or Foreman. No wonder so many people are flomophobic SMH........

by BobMarleyHatesFlomos May 5, 2010

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flopportunity

1. noun (masculine) a set of circumstances in a soccer match that makes it possible for a player to badly fake an injury despite no or little contact from an opposing player in order to be awarded a free or penalty kick.

Note: There is no known common feminine form of this noun as it is scarcely found in women's soccer.

Nearing the 85th minute, Neymar, feeling the pressure of his team's imminent loss down 1-0, senses a player from the opposing team within 5 meters of him as he enters the opponents' 18m box. He then quickly falls to the pitch, writhes in pain, holds his ankle, and grimaces as if he had just suffered an actual lower leg amputation. Subsequently, Neymar makes a penalty kick, to tie the match. A master at this skill, Neymar could scarcely afford to miss this timely flopportunity for his team.

by I'm You're Hucklebearer August 5, 2018

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Flomo

The term flomo is used to describe a Floyd Mayweather Jr. fans. They are the worst of the bunch of nut huggers to ever exists. They are so passionate about Floyd Mayweather Jr., that they will defend him like a mother defends her own child.

Pretty Boy32 is such a flomo, any time some one says anything about Floyd Mayweather Jr., he goes insane and begins attacking and flaming people on the forum, he is such a ragging FLOMO!

by Anti Flomo October 12, 2009

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