flompogon

a flompogon is a 2-dimensional shape with 18-914 sides that has generally straight sides, but must have at least 4 irregular sides and at most 40% of the total number of sides. thus, the flompogon is not a true polygon.

hey, look at that weird chart paper.
yeah, it's flompogon-shaped.

flompogon by Jeod's Crap Corner May 26, 2022

Flospoon 

Adjective:
1) to describe the sensation of being irritated by sticky hands.

2) to desribe being overly concerned with a small and generally unimportant personal discomfort

1)

Person A: Do you have a spoon from which I can eat this candy floss?

Person B: Stop being so flospoon!

2)

Person A pulls up their socks multiple times while walking with person B.

Person B: You're very flospoon aren't you?

Flospoon by Tom Malaprop November 8, 2014

florpgooning 

Jerking of while having you’re hand in your mouth, grabbing and squishing your tongue.

Man I was florpgooning all last night

florpgooning by J saw Jenn’s January 5, 2025