flomp

The sound made when someone collapses onto a bed, exhausted.
After finishing work, he laid on the bed with a flomp.
by Erik W October 02, 2006
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flomp

1) Notional sound a feline makes when they fall over sideways - usually intentionally, for whatever reason cats do things like that.

2) The act of intentionally falling over sideways, usually as done by a cat.

Note, both definitions apply to all manner of cats, from tigers to sand cats.
The theater audience thought it was cute when they saw the lion cub flomp.
by Dennis The Tiger April 18, 2005
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flomp

like a glomp but it doesn't knock you on your ass
* nobby flomps #zirc / (incubus_chick): keke / (incubus_chick): MASSFLOMPING
by Igor July 06, 2004
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flomp

The sound an erect penis does when it is liberated from the pants.
Boy unzips. Flomp!
Girl (mouthing it): Oh my! Hear that 'flomp'.
by NeverMindWho March 06, 2006
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flomp

Physical and emotional subsidence, often accompanied with pouting,following disappointment: especially in young children.
"No we don't have any.......". Flomp.
by Harri van Ronk January 11, 2012
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Flomps

Adj. When a songs beat hits as hard as wet scuba flippers hitting the sidewalk after falling 20 stories;
Adj. “‘Slaps’ but cooler”
“Dude that new Ariana Grande song FLOMPS!”

“Sometimes when a song FLOMPS this hard i think of my last scuba incident”
by Ant_man0 October 24, 2018
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Flomp

A hug which consists of a person falling into the target of the flomp causing them both to fall over in one big hug
Chavs dont flomp because there retards ...but we do because were kwlio like a box of frogs
by Alex n Steph January 23, 2009
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