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Fucktory 

A woman with five children aged 9 months apart.
I'm not surprised she's pregnant so soon. She's practically a fucktory!
Fucktory by Urban_hipster June 12, 2017
A dumbass who practices animal husbandry in another man's pasture.
Any flocktard who messes with Big Jake's livestock is going to regret it.
flocktard by JJAngleton October 21, 2010
Flawless victory
Wow! You took no damage! Nice flictory!
flictory by JimmieBlaze November 8, 2021

waka-flockery 

anything completely idiotic, stupid, or moronic that people attempt to pass off as knowledgeable and/or intellectual.
that new budget plan the republicans came up with is complete WAKA-FLOCKERY
waka-flockery by jbizthamc May 12, 2011

Fucktory 

A factory where everybody hates his job.
I can't drink tonight - tomorrow I have to go to my stupid work in that fucking fucktory..
Fucktory by Sancho Pansa April 26, 2015
A flictory is a flawless victory.
Wow! Nice flictory!
flictory by JimmieBlaze November 8, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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