flobberdonk 

When a guy points at something to get the person to look away then getting them to look back at them only to be struck in the face with your limp penis.

So Brandi was being a skank so I flobberdonked her face like a G!

flobberdonk by Wash Master D August 3, 2022

flobbercocked

when you are so shocked you pp does a backflip

Bro I was flobbercocked after that crazy lap dance lunch

flobbercocked by PiperXAndrew April 6, 2022

flobberdong

A humorous name for the male genitals; most humorously used when drunk as shit.

You please me, woman. I will now permit you to suck on my flobberdong. Enjoy.

flobberdong by Jimbo Lang April 1, 2009

flobberdob 

flobberdob can be used in any context either as a way to make friends laugh or look at you in a weird way, it works! It mainly means "YOU PRUNE" or "YOU MORON" yet any meaning can be attacted to it depending on what mood you are in. its a word for every situation when you are stuck for what to say.

say someone is really annoying you just randomly start shouting "FLOBBERDOB FLOBBERDOB FLOBBERDOB!" over and over at them they'll soon leave you alone, the only down side is that they might call for a psychiatrist.

flobberdob by per5cy May 17, 2006

flubbermonkey

"Flubbermonkey" is often (aka usually never) used as an act of surprise...

"Oh my flubbermonkey!"

flubbermonkey by Queen_summerxx February 26, 2017

Flabbermonkey 

A non amazing animal, that is mentally stupid. Its very very offensive all across the world

Dude, that kid Curtis is a flabbermonkey, he so LAME

Flabbermonkey by Ashketchemisamazingandhott November 3, 2011

Flubberdonked 

To be completely, totally and utterly confused.

Alternate definition: to hit, throw, or send flying. To move ungracefully.
This definition has been around for seemingly decades, though nobody is quite sure of it's origin. Some believe it derives from the english word 'blubber', known for being squishy and bouncy, and the word 'bonk'- to hit or tap ungently.

"When Brian told me about that new article, I was totally flubberdonked!"

"She came over to me and flubberdonked the book right out of my hand."

Flubberdonked by GreatOldWalrus54 April 4, 2024