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Flubberdonked 

To be completely, totally and utterly confused.

Alternate definition: to hit, throw, or send flying. To move ungracefully.
This definition has been around for seemingly decades, though nobody is quite sure of it's origin. Some believe it derives from the english word 'blubber', known for being squishy and bouncy, and the word 'bonk'- to hit or tap ungently.
"When Brian told me about that new article, I was totally flubberdonked!"

"She came over to me and flubberdonked the book right out of my hand."
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flubbermonkey

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To be flabbergasted and zonked at the same time. Basically meaning to be confused while high
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