Flubberdonked 

To be completely, totally and utterly confused.

Alternate definition: to hit, throw, or send flying. To move ungracefully.
This definition has been around for seemingly decades, though nobody is quite sure of it's origin. Some believe it derives from the english word 'blubber', known for being squishy and bouncy, and the word 'bonk'- to hit or tap ungently.

"When Brian told me about that new article, I was totally flubberdonked!"

"She came over to me and flubberdonked the book right out of my hand."

Flubberdonked by GreatOldWalrus54 April 4, 2024

flubbermonkey

"Flubbermonkey" is often (aka usually never) used as an act of surprise...

"Oh my flubbermonkey!"

flubbermonkey by Queen_summerxx February 26, 2017

flumberzonked

To be flabbergasted and zonked at the same time. Basically meaning to be confused while high

Yo Brodie this reg got me feeling flumberzonked

flumberzonked by Squigger August 18, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008