flimbus

1. noun: a person of flimsy qualitys

guy faallsssss over
other guy: you flimbus!

flimbus by yeetus christ May 27, 2017

flipbuster 

flipbuster a person or animal who is an annoyance or irritates you

my little cat is a flipbuster he always nips my legs and does other annoying things

my exe girlfriend is a flipbuster always annoying me since we broke up

flipbuster by bluebear July 17, 2022

flombusing 

Another word for the act of criminal torture known as the Judas Cradle, invented in Spain in the 16th century.

The criminal is put in a waist harness and then positioned over a tall pyramid-shaped chair, known as the "Judas Chair." The point of the pyramid is inserted into the anus or vagina, and the criminal is slowly lowered onto it. This would put the criminal in astronomical pain by the large amount of pressure and stretching of the orifice.

The torture could last hours, or even days. This would either cause indescribably excruciating pain and permanent damage to the body, or would kill them due to infection (the chair was never cleaned) and/or extreme damage to the body.

Guy 1: Yo, have you ever heard of flombusing?
Guy 2: Funny you should ask, I actually got flombused the other day for stepping on a guy's shoes!
Guy 1: Woah dude, that's pretty cool!
Guy 2: Yeah, it fucking hurt like a bitch.

flombusing by nextstone December 21, 2021

Flombus

Having an irrational urge to have sex with many grinches, sideways. In order to achieve the ultimate flombus, all participants must identify as demisexual.

We were thinking of going to Chad's house later so we could have a Flombus, but he forgot the grinch suit at his mom's house -- man, I miss Susan.

Yo! Dude, are you Flombisexual? I saw your Christmas decor.

Flombus by TheStanfordFund February 23, 2022

Flixbus 

useless scum

Wow you can't even separate your general waste from your recycling, you're a real Flixbus

Flixbus by Hollywood_Nerd October 30, 2018

flumbus 

A stupid person or thing

Everyone called Chris a flumbus.

flumbus by myeahh November 14, 2016

fimbus

noun- a girl who uses a guy to get another.

fimbus by Benjamin Friedman August 12, 2003