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Flatbushed 

To have an incredibly large pile of shit placed in front of your door. It can be done as a form of retaliation against a perceived slight, or simply because someone doesn't like you.

Origin: Flatbush, Brooklyn, where this form of justice is carried out on an alarmingly regular basis.
After Cynthia told her neighbor Ray to keep the noise down, she opened the door the following morning to see she had been Flatbushed and she started gagging on the smell.
Flatbushed by agentmoose September 8, 2013

flagbushed 

He was completely flagbushed last night.
flagbushed by Dr. Phone December 9, 2009

Fambushed 

When you go to a pub / restaurant / flat to meet up with someone and find yourself unexpectedly meeting their whole family.
Christine was thinking about dropping her new boyfriend / fuckbuddy Roger. When she arrived at the pub for a beer with him, she found he had invited his family to meet her. Christine had been fambushed.
Fambushed by WillDavenport June 28, 2014

flatgusted 

A strange sort of mix (not really) of the two words 'flattered' and 'disgusted', used to show a strange feeling that no other word or phrase can quite convey. Also slight shock perhaps.

(Made up on my kitchen floor at three in the morning, sorta stoned and eating profiteroles)
Someone 1: I was making out with this guy last night, and all of a sudden I feel a hard on in his pants.
Someone 2: Oh mah God!
Someone 1: I don't know whether I should feel flattered, or disgusted - I've only known him for three hours.
Someone 2: Go for flatgusted, I think that's a pretty good compromise between the two.
flatgusted by Horrorrorror- May 9, 2010

flambasted 

1) To be put in your place.
2) not in right mind
1) Damn Becky you just got Flambasted
2) Dude I was so flambasted last night that I "hit" your mom
flambasted by Vaiosaurus May 16, 2003

Flamboasted 

John Smith got so flamboasted last night!
Flamboasted by man_00_00@ March 30, 2009