Flombus

Having an irrational urge to have sex with many grinches, sideways. In order to achieve the ultimate flombus, all participants must identify as demisexual.

We were thinking of going to Chad's house later so we could have a Flombus, but he forgot the grinch suit at his mom's house -- man, I miss Susan.

Yo! Dude, are you Flombisexual? I saw your Christmas decor.

by TheStanfordFund February 23, 2022

flopbuster

A movie that was supposed to be a blockbuster but flopped at the box office.

Dude, I was really excited by all the amazing special effects in the endless commercials for "After Earth", but it turned out to be terrible. What a flopbuster.

by Dr. Verbose September 1, 2013

flopbuster

A flopbuster is a terrible movie that still makes lots of money.

Do I like Star Wars? Yes, but... I'm a fan of the "original trilogy", (episodes 4, 5 & 6). I paid good money to see Star Wars 1, 2 & 3. These later instalments were all terrible. I hated the full green screen environments. They looked so unrealistic. No one liked Jar Jar Binks. Little Anakin made the movies hard to watch. and the story lines were really hard to follow. Lucas makes. real "flopbusters". His movies. latly are aweful but they still make money no matter what. I guess because of their built in. autonomous fan base. Am I going to see The Force Awakens? Of course.

by Fallout Toy January 18, 2016

flopbuster

A movie that was supposed to be a blockbuster but flopped at the box office.

Dude, I was really excited by all the amazing special effects in the endless commercials for "After Earth", but it turned out to be terrible. What a flopbuster.

by Dr. Verbose September 3, 2013

flombusing

Another word for the act of criminal torture known as the Judas Cradle, invented in Spain in the 16th century.

The criminal is put in a waist harness and then positioned over a tall pyramid-shaped chair, known as the "Judas Chair." The point of the pyramid is inserted into the anus or vagina, and the criminal is slowly lowered onto it. This would put the criminal in astronomical pain by the large amount of pressure and stretching of the orifice.

The torture could last hours, or even days. This would either cause indescribably excruciating pain and permanent damage to the body, or would kill them due to infection (the chair was never cleaned) and/or extreme damage to the body.

Guy 1: Yo, have you ever heard of flombusing?
Guy 2: Funny you should ask, I actually got flombused the other day for stepping on a guy's shoes!
Guy 1: Woah dude, that's pretty cool!
Guy 2: Yeah, it fucking hurt like a bitch.

by nextstone December 21, 2021

flompus

The random, illogical utterance shouted out by fans and announcers in Aussie Rules Football when the referee aggressively puts his arms forward to indicate a goal has been scored

Wait, he's gonna score.... here he goes... come on.... FLOMPUS!!!!!!

by sammy1481 September 13, 2015

Florbus

He's an absolute sexy beast, all the ladies love him especially ones called 'Haley'. He has a great personality but his skin tends to look a little blue in certain lighting. He often haves a weird obsession with mayonnaise? He's stylish to a point where he can pull off any style, even a bow in his hair (even a big green one). Everyone thinks he's an awesome amazing guy (especially people called Emily). He is great at any task you can give him especially odd jobs around a farm (like tending to chickens (the eggs can make mayonnaise)). He tends to have a habit of snooping around in girl's bedrooms (ladies stay away).

Haley: Hey I met this sexy guy called Florbus, but he smelt a little like mayonnaise.

Emily: Yeah stay away from that guy he snoops around in people's bedrooms and he's blue, and I hate blue people! But he's a stand up guy otherwise.

by Definably not Florbus October 24, 2023