1. n lecture where one topic is repeatedly stated in many different ways. This process generally takes 30 minutes, but can last up to 2 hours in length. During which, the speaker's voice ranges from a high shrill to the lowest whisper. These usually occur at the most inconvenient of times.
1. "Ahh I am totally not looking forward to this flecture tonight."
2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."
3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"
Why would he sniff pixie stix in class?
-I dont know, maybe because he a DUMBSHIT...
Yeah that kid fucking flicktarded
-Maybe it cause his mom dropped him on his head.
A small herbivorous meat eating animal found in sub absolute zero arctic climates. It was the sole food source of the native chininckture people for hundreds of years before it was discovered that flinctures were unedible.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.