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Flecture 

1. n lecture where one topic is repeatedly stated in many different ways. This process generally takes 30 minutes, but can last up to 2 hours in length. During which, the speaker's voice ranges from a high shrill to the lowest whisper. These usually occur at the most inconvenient of times.
1. "Ahh I am totally not looking forward to this flecture tonight."

2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."

3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"
Flecture by The Mad Illest October 28, 2009

Clickture 

An digital image on a web-site that enables the user to see additional information or navigate to a different web-page by clicking on the image.
Clicktures that are more visually appealing will cause more people to click on them and increase the number of page views.

flicktarded 

to be afflicted or retarded, in otherwords to be a total dumbass.
Why would he sniff pixie stix in class?
-I dont know, maybe because he a DUMBSHIT...
Yeah that kid fucking flicktarded
-Maybe it cause his mom dropped him on his head.
flicktarded by BLACKB0MBER April 4, 2008

Flicktheass 

When you hitting it from behind then your dick pop out and flick the ass.
He pulled out so fast the dick Flicktheass.
Flicktheass by Big Sesy December 30, 2018

flincture 

A small herbivorous meat eating animal found in sub absolute zero arctic climates. It was the sole food source of the native chininckture people for hundreds of years before it was discovered that flinctures were unedible.
Timmy Tommy can't eat flinctures because he is lactose and tolerant.
flincture by Timmy Tommy October 29, 2007
This month's cover of Us magazine is definitely a ficture.
ficture by Jennifer Mattson January 29, 2007