flincture

A small herbivorous meat eating animal found in sub absolute zero arctic climates. It was the sole food source of the native chininckture people for hundreds of years before it was discovered that flinctures were unedible.

Timmy Tommy can't eat flinctures because he is lactose and tolerant.

by Timmy Tommy October 29, 2007

Flecture

1. n lecture where one topic is repeatedly stated in many different ways. This process generally takes 30 minutes, but can last up to 2 hours in length. During which, the speaker's voice ranges from a high shrill to the lowest whisper. These usually occur at the most inconvenient of times.

1. "Ahh I am totally not looking forward to this flecture tonight."

2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."

3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"

by The Mad Illest October 28, 2009

functure

the burnt black material on barbequed food

I don't like this functure on my hamburger.

by Tristan Kelly January 14, 2007

ficture

A fictitious picture

This month's cover of Us magazine is definitely a ficture.

by Jennifer Mattson January 29, 2007

ficture

A picture that is misleading, edited, or staged, so it shows something which did not actually happen, or which happened in a different way than is being claimed.

When my dad showed the insurance adjuster the fictures of the fire damage, you could almost see the gas can in one of them.

Al: I thought I saw those two chicks making out somewheres.
Jeff: No, that was just a ficture I posted.

by Jmz from SFL September 22, 2009

ficture

noun. A facebook picture.

Jen: NYC was amazing.
Jade: Ye, I saw the fictures.

by frebontheweb October 19, 2010

ficture

A photograph of a hand drawn picture.

At school the children learn by examining fictures.

by Jeremy Hurst November 4, 2003