Flecture 

1. n lecture where one topic is repeatedly stated in many different ways. This process generally takes 30 minutes, but can last up to 2 hours in length. During which, the speaker's voice ranges from a high shrill to the lowest whisper. These usually occur at the most inconvenient of times.

1. "Ahh I am totally not looking forward to this flecture tonight."

2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."

3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"

Flecture by The Mad Illest October 28, 2009

Frecture 

a random, unexpected, and slightly-off-topic lecture from a friend who believes you'll be completely transfixed by the subject matter.

"I said the stars looked amazing tonight, and he launched into a 10-minute frecture on stellar fusion."

Frecture by Freddy Freshlegs December 17, 2019

fecture 

Female lecture

delighting in condescending explanations delivered with moral superiority, confidence of rightness because of superior insight and exclusive experiential knowledge, and oracular certainty that of course she is right, because she is a woman.

Even though she knew her baby would survive a few hours left alone with Daddy, she felt the need to fecture her husband about the precise schedule he must follow, as well as about the proper application of diaper rash ointment.

fecture by DigitalCigarettes March 4, 2024

Flexture 

a small, flexible adjustment or modification

I just made a flexture to the design to improve its usability

Flexture by NoxiousCoupon April 2, 2024