flexton 

ass pirate

flexton is an ass pirate

flexton by flexton September 29, 2003

flexting

Flirting with a friend or significant other using a text message. Seen as a precursor to sexting.

I've been flexting with this chick for weeks. Tonight's the big night. I think we might start sexting.

flexting by wordmaestro September 2, 2011

Flextop 

A person, usually a female, that flexes on everything they do and is a greentop. Flextops show skills that they don’t have and very bad at Minecraft.

Hey Justin, do you see that Flextop?
No, where?
That girl Emily that flexes and plays Minecraft badly.
What a Flextop!

Flextop by CrabManCarl April 3, 2019

flexting

A person texts so much, to the extent that it becomes regular excersize and said person's hands and arms become very muscular.

Because of flexting, I can text 320 words a minutes and bench my new, hotter girlfriend.

flexting by raichupal June 11, 2011

fletton 

A word best described as someone who lives in a council house and tends to wear clothing with large brands on, calls their granny 'nanny' and works as a labourer but buys bottles of grey goose on the weekend. Derived from Fletton in Peterborough where the Fletton Brick is made, the cheapest brick you can buy in the UK market.

'He's a real fletton he is'

'Her shoes her really flett'

fletton by HDew July 26, 2017

flexting

Striking a body builder-like pose while sending a text message. Quite common on the beaches of California but also observed at North Avenue Beach in Chicago.

After a workout at Muscle Beach, Win, ripped and glistening with sweat, was flexting some girl he met at the club last night.

flexting by win williams March 26, 2009

flexting

The act of flirting through text. It also can be described as a man impressing his lady friend by metaphorically flexing his biceps and quads through text.

1. "I met Jane last night and once I got home I couldn't but to start flexting."
2. "... Jane was then wooed by John's strategic flext."

flexting by gjakej January 29, 2015