flexatoni 

A Flexatoni is a person who is out to heavy flex on ur girl, but fails at every attempt.

Heavy Flexatoni alert. That guys is flexing for ur girl.

flexatoni by Heavyflexatoni May 19, 2018

Flexatarian 

A flexatarian is type of person who’s is a next level flexer. They wear/flex big brands and don’t care if they look like a rich bitch!! (Joke is made in satire)

Eva is a flexatarian because she has AirPods .... Nicole is not.

Flexatarian by Jeanyevill February 10, 2019

Flexaholic 

A person who's addicted to flexin

He lives a different lifestyle on social media than in real life you can easily tell he's a flexaholic

Flexaholic by itsADOLLA January 19, 2015

Flatonia Closet Trap 

This starts with 2 males enjoying a meal of Tex Mex food, after which both will have to take a massive shit. Both males disrobe, move into a dark closet, spread ass cheeks, and clamp anuses together. Then it's simply a battle over who can push their feces into the other's colon. If you win, you have successfully escaped the Flatonia closet trap, and therefore have proven NOT to be gay. Congratulations on your total heterosexuality!

I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.

Flatonia Closet Trap by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019

flexanism 

a plural form of flexible

jake: dudee you’re so flexible
kate: hahahaha i have flexanism

flexanism by Jakeuh May 9, 2020

Flexatarian 

1. A diet where one abstains from eating meat when they cook for themselves, but eat all foods when out to eat or if a food is provided to them.

2. A vegetarian who eats meat on dates, at restaurants, and when food is free.

"I wanted to eat healthier but not give up meat so decided to become a flexatarian."

"I really want a guy to take me on a date so I can eat a steak. Being a flexatarian is so hard."

Flexatarian by k@nyeeast December 18, 2014

flexton 

ass pirate

flexton is an ass pirate

flexton by flexton September 29, 2003