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Flexatarian
A flexatarian is type of person who’s is a next level flexer. They wear/flex big brands and don’t care if they look like a rich bitch!! (Joke is made in satire)
Flexatarian by Jeanyevill February 10, 2019
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flexatoni • Flexaholic • Flexatarian • Flatonia Closet Trap • Flatonic • Fleratorix • flexanism • flexatility • flexation • flexton
Flexaholic
He lives a different lifestyle on social media than in real life you can easily tell he's a flexaholic
Flexaholic by itsADOLLA January 19, 2015
Flatonia Closet Trap
This starts with 2 males enjoying a meal of Tex Mex food, after which both will have to take a massive shit. Both males disrobe, move into a dark closet, spread ass cheeks, and clamp anuses together. Then it's simply a battle over who can push their feces into the other's colon. If you win, you have successfully escaped the Flatonia closet trap, and therefore have proven NOT to be gay. Congratulations on your total heterosexuality!
I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.
Flatonia Closet Trap by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019
Flexatarian
1. A diet where one abstains from eating meat when they cook for themselves, but eat all foods when out to eat or if a food is provided to them.
2. A vegetarian who eats meat on dates, at restaurants, and when food is free.
2. A vegetarian who eats meat on dates, at restaurants, and when food is free.
"I wanted to eat healthier but not give up meat so decided to become a flexatarian."
"I really want a guy to take me on a date so I can eat a steak. Being a flexatarian is so hard."
"I really want a guy to take me on a date so I can eat a steak. Being a flexatarian is so hard."
Flexatarian by k@nyeeast December 18, 2014
flexton
flexton is an ass pirate