flextion

flextion /flɛksʃən/ n. 1. A question which is intended to demonstrate knowledge, rather than to request it. (See flex, question)

John summarized the whole lecture via a flextion at the end of class! What a flex?!

by jxxd2000 December 17, 2019

flexting

Flirting with a friend or significant other using a text message. Seen as a precursor to sexting.

I've been flexting with this chick for weeks. Tonight's the big night. I think we might start sexting.

by wordmaestro September 2, 2011

Flection

A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.

Relationship
--
Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.

6th Grade Gym Class
--
Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.

by greason January 20, 2010

flexting

A person texts so much, to the extent that it becomes regular excersize and said person's hands and arms become very muscular.

Because of flexting, I can text 320 words a minutes and bench my new, hotter girlfriend.

by raichupal June 11, 2011

flection

The state of one's appearance, until see in a second material making a reflection. As long as you can see the object in person then it is a flection. If seen in any other way, like a TV, then it is their reflection

"Your flectioning good today."
"You flection good without braces."

by Scott & Paul December 1, 2003

flexting

Striking a body builder-like pose while sending a text message. Quite common on the beaches of California but also observed at North Avenue Beach in Chicago.

After a workout at Muscle Beach, Win, ripped and glistening with sweat, was flexting some girl he met at the club last night.

by win williams March 26, 2009

flexting

The act of flirting through text. It also can be described as a man impressing his lady friend by metaphorically flexing his biceps and quads through text.

1. "I met Jane last night and once I got home I couldn't but to start flexting."
2. "... Jane was then wooed by John's strategic flext."

by gjakej January 29, 2015