fleshturbate

Masturbating using a Fleshlight or other sex toy masturbator.

I fleshturbate to a lot of porn

fleshturbate by Josh Jim November 13, 2010

Flashturbation

Used by web designers to refer to a website that uses Flash excessively (usually in an introduction and in the navigation); this is often irritating and in many cases only used to show off how 'pro' a site is.

Dang, that site took like a minute to get past its Flashturbation intro.

Flashturbation by Marty XV September 7, 2007

Flashturbate 

When you have to masturbate really quickly because you don't know when your roommate is going to come home.

I got home early from school but couldn't remember Jim's schedule so I had to flashturbate before he got home.

Flashturbate by bonobos September 20, 2011

Flashturbation

(n) Using Macromedia Flash to make a short, almost pointless animation only for fun.

I know I should be working on my real animation, but to relieve some stress I just Flashturbated for a while.

Flashturbation by Onislize May 15, 2005

Flasturbate 

To masturbate while having a flaccid penis.

Devon: That was a great flasturbation session.
Gary: How do you even manage to flasturbate?

Flasturbate by Flasty December 22, 2014

Flasturbate 

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.

The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.

Flasturbate by Seuse November 29, 2003

flashturbate 

when you accidentally flashbang yourself playing call of duty

" I was playing MW3 online the other day and I tried to throw a flashbang through a window but it bounced back and I totally flashturbated myself hard

flashturbate by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012