fleshturbate
fleshturbate by Josh Jim November 13, 2010
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Flashturbation
Used by web designers to refer to a website that uses Flash excessively (usually in an introduction and in the navigation); this is often irritating and in many cases only used to show off how 'pro' a site is.
Flashturbation by Marty XV September 7, 2007
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Flashturbate
When you have to masturbate really quickly because you don't know when your roommate is going to come home.
I got home early from school but couldn't remember Jim's schedule so I had to flashturbate before he got home.
Flashturbate by bonobos September 20, 2011
Flashturbation
I know I should be working on my real animation, but to relieve some stress I just Flashturbated for a while.
Flashturbation by Onislize May 15, 2005
Flasturbate
Flasturbate by Flasty December 22, 2014
Flasturbate
A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.
Flasturbate by Seuse November 29, 2003
flashturbate
" I was playing MW3 online the other day and I tried to throw a flashbang through a window but it bounced back and I totally flashturbated myself hard
flashturbate by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012
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