Flasturbate

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.
The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.
by Seuse November 29, 2003
mugGet the Flasturbatemug.

Wenis

The man was revleaved when he learned his wenis did not have cancer.
by Seuse November 28, 2003
mugGet the Wenismug.