flashturbate

when you accidentally flashbang yourself playing call of duty

" I was playing MW3 online the other day and I tried to throw a flashbang through a window but it bounced back and I totally flashturbated myself hard

by MrPickleTickler December 30, 2011

Flashturbation

Used by web designers to refer to a website that uses Flash excessively (usually in an introduction and in the navigation); this is often irritating and in many cases only used to show off how 'pro' a site is.

Dang, that site took like a minute to get past its Flashturbation intro.

by Marty XV August 30, 2007

Flashturbate

When you have to masturbate really quickly because you don't know when your roommate is going to come home.

I got home early from school but couldn't remember Jim's schedule so I had to flashturbate before he got home.

by bonobos September 20, 2011

Flashturbation

(n) Using Macromedia Flash to make a short, almost pointless animation only for fun.

I know I should be working on my real animation, but to relieve some stress I just Flashturbated for a while.

by Onislize May 13, 2005

flashturbate

the unfortunate occurence when you click on a webcam invite and that person is masturbating

I got a cam invite from Tony and before I could even look, he had started to flashturbate without a care in the world. Gross creeper

by AAAAYYYE.T.L April 07, 2015

Flashturbate

To jerk off very hard and fast

When I am alone in the bedroom, I like to flashturbate and flood the room with cum

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 07, 2019