Flashturbate 

When you have to masturbate really quickly because you don't know when your roommate is going to come home.

I got home early from school but couldn't remember Jim's schedule so I had to flashturbate before he got home.

Flashturbate by bonobos September 20, 2011

flashturbate 

when you accidentally flashbang yourself playing call of duty

" I was playing MW3 online the other day and I tried to throw a flashbang through a window but it bounced back and I totally flashturbated myself hard

flashturbate by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012

flashturbate 

the unfortunate occurence when you click on a webcam invite and that person is masturbating

I got a cam invite from Tony and before I could even look, he had started to flashturbate without a care in the world. Gross creeper

flashturbate by AAAAYYYE.T.L April 7, 2015

Flashturbate 

To jerk off very hard and fast

When I am alone in the bedroom, I like to flashturbate and flood the room with cum

Flashturbate by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 6, 2019

flaturbate 

To fart while masturbating.

Last night I flaturbated and it ruined my good time.

flaturbate by K@ E. June 20, 2007

fasturbate 

1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry

2) masturbation under time-restrictions

my parents were coming home soon so I had to fasturbate

fasturbate by Chris "KMoney" Mason December 2, 2005

Flashturbation

Used by web designers to refer to a website that uses Flash excessively (usually in an introduction and in the navigation); this is often irritating and in many cases only used to show off how 'pro' a site is.

Dang, that site took like a minute to get past its Flashturbation intro.

Flashturbation by Marty XV September 7, 2007