flerket

a girl that thinks she is a slut but really just a dipshit
a girl with those bitchy myspace pictures usually with wal-mart stunna shades

omg jenna is such a fucking flerket with her fake stunna shades and gay myspace pictures

by AkRcHsTn January 10, 2008

Flerken

The cat like alien creature that Captain Marvel keeps as a pet. While it may appear as a normal cute Earth cat, inside it's mouth contains a shit ton of tentacles, smaller mouths and even pocket dimensions and bubbles of time.

Rocket Raccoon - *Trying to kill Chewie the Flerken* You have a Flerken on your ship!
Captain Marvel - That's my Cat!
Rocket Raccoon - That is not a "cat"! That is a Flerken!

by slangctionary March 31, 2019

flerker

A male who exibits his erect penis
from the bushes.

Don,t go near those bushes, there,s a flerker in there.

by Ken March 26, 2004

Flesketorpedoen

A "Flesketorpedo" is Norwegian for "Meat torpedo". The flesketorpedo is a tool (almost) every single man on earth has between his legs, mainly used to plow ladies. To "Activate the Flesketorpedo" means to ejaculate extremely hard.

"Du skulla sjett forige fredag, da fikk æ varmt omslag ronjt Flesketorpedoen"

by Verngris June 11, 2019

flerked

Finishing in your partners ear and then forcing the dog to lick it out.

"i totally flerked my wife last night, the dog wasn't so pleased"

by jofort January 21, 2009

flerken

A safe alternative to "fucking".

Man, its so flerken hot out here .
I love flerken your mom.

by FlavaBlast March 31, 2016

florket

a random word that can be used as a greeting or during those awkward silences when you just don't know what to say.

"Hi, Bob!" "FLORKET!"

by KPC May 22, 2008