Flesket

A name associated with the alpha male of the species. He's usually a pretty funny and loud person, and knows how to get the party going when necessary. Women tend to label him a sex god, but he's equally interested in romance as he is in blowing backs out. Don't cross him though! He can be your best friend or your worst enemy! He has the muscles of a greek god and the fat flesh from a gigantic pig.

I need a Flesket in my life. These other dudes ain't hittin it right!

This party weak as hell! Where Flesket at?

by Xx69Larsen420xX December 2, 2021

flasket

a cornish word for a basket on wheels used to carry clean laundry to the washing line,
(may also possibly be spelt as flafket)

where's the flasket i need to put the washing out.

by Karen Quick February 10, 2004

Flasketta

The name given to a female hip flask, to be filled with either wine, pimms, vodka or prickly pear juice.
Used to make cocktails mixing with Monster and Relentless.

Example 1.
Guy 1 : Dude, you need to whap out Flasketta!
Guy 2 : She's filled right up!

Example 2.
Girl 1 : Omg thats some tasty cocktail!
Girl 2 : All with the help of my good friend Flasketta!

Example 3.
Person 1 : Omg how did you get drink into this club!
Person 2 : I hid flasketta in my jacket pocket.

by Pixie&Scarlett March 1, 2009

Flesketorpedoen

A "Flesketorpedo" is Norwegian for "Meat torpedo". The flesketorpedo is a tool (almost) every single man on earth has between his legs, mainly used to plow ladies. To "Activate the Flesketorpedo" means to ejaculate extremely hard.

"Du skulla sjett forige fredag, da fikk æ varmt omslag ronjt Flesketorpedoen"

by Verngris June 11, 2019

flerket

a girl that thinks she is a slut but really just a dipshit
a girl with those bitchy myspace pictures usually with wal-mart stunna shades

omg jenna is such a fucking flerket with her fake stunna shades and gay myspace pictures

by AkRcHsTn January 10, 2008

flasket

A cross between a casket and a flask, or a casket shaped flask, especially when used to drink oneself to death.

On her flasket, beautifully engraved were the words... “Was not whiskey, vice, nor sin, it was vodka did her in.”

by Sam McGee July 16, 2008

Flasket

A gay man or woman who decides, for whatever reason, to become straight.

"Hey Robert, you know Jim?"
"Yeah, he's sooooo gay."
"Not anymore, he's straight now."
"What a flasket."

by Joey Paul December 13, 2016