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A name associated with the alpha male of the species. He's usually a pretty funny and loud person, and knows how to get the party going when necessary. Women tend to label him a sex god, but he's equally interested in romance as he is in blowing backs out. Don't cross him though! He can be your best friend or your worst enemy! He has the muscles of a greek god and the fat flesh from a gigantic pig.
I need a Flesket in my life. These other dudes ain't hittin it right!

This party weak as hell! Where Flesket at?
Flesket by Xx69Larsen420xX December 2, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
a cornish word for a basket on wheels used to carry clean laundry to the washing line,
(may also possibly be spelt as flafket)
where's the flasket i need to put the washing out.
flasket by Karen Quick February 10, 2004
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Flasketta 

The name given to a female hip flask, to be filled with either wine, pimms, vodka or prickly pear juice.
Used to make cocktails mixing with Monster and Relentless.
Example 1.
Guy 1 : Dude, you need to whap out Flasketta!
Guy 2 : She's filled right up!

Example 2.
Girl 1 : Omg thats some tasty cocktail!
Girl 2 : All with the help of my good friend Flasketta!

Example 3.
Person 1 : Omg how did you get drink into this club!
Person 2 : I hid flasketta in my jacket pocket.
Flasketta by Pixie&Scarlett March 1, 2009

Flesketorpedoen 

A "Flesketorpedo" is Norwegian for "Meat torpedo". The flesketorpedo is a tool (almost) every single man on earth has between his legs, mainly used to plow ladies. To "Activate the Flesketorpedo" means to ejaculate extremely hard.
"Du skulla sjett forige fredag, da fikk æ varmt omslag ronjt Flesketorpedoen"
Flesketorpedoen by Verngris June 11, 2019
a girl that thinks she is a slut but really just a dipshit
a girl with those bitchy myspace pictures usually with wal-mart stunna shades
omg jenna is such a fucking flerket with her fake stunna shades and gay myspace pictures
flerket by AkRcHsTn January 10, 2008
A cross between a casket and a flask, or a casket shaped flask, especially when used to drink oneself to death.
On her flasket, beautifully engraved were the words... “Was not whiskey, vice, nor sin, it was vodka did her in.”
flasket by Sam McGee July 16, 2008
A gay man or woman who decides, for whatever reason, to become straight.
"Hey Robert, you know Jim?"
"Yeah, he's sooooo gay."
"Not anymore, he's straight now."
"What a flasket."
Flasket by Joey Paul December 13, 2016
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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