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Definitions by slangctionary

beverly bills

Bills that are so damn high that you are certain that it was meant for a celebrity in the 90210s and not your broke self.
My gas bill is insanely high! I can't afford this! This level of Beverly Bills was meant for Elon Musk types not me!
beverly bills by slangctionary September 7, 2022

furtatoe 

A small furred animal, usually a cat, that tucks its limbs beneath its body giving it an oblong fuzzy potato like appearance.
I have a Munchkin cat and when he lays down he's becomes an adorable Furtatoe.
furtatoe by slangctionary March 13, 2022

lead rule 

The negative outcome of the Golden Rule.

You treat me like shit and I will do the same, no questions asked.
Karen decided to take her Kareness out on me, so I gave her a taste of the Lead Rule.
lead rule by slangctionary November 8, 2021
BJ5 is another term for Rift Raid of the 5th level in the Korean Role Playing Game, Summoners War. It is name this due to the shitty programming by the games developers, Com2uS, that most "loot" obtained from the drop table is just as shitty and undesirable. Leaving you with the feeling of being fucked over and with a case "blueballs" like a bad blowjob.
*sigh* Got more freaking mana and flat grindstones from BJ5 again... Fuck Com2uS!
bj5 by slangctionary June 20, 2020
Short for Gachapon, Gacha a Japanese toy machine that is rigged with incredibly shitty odds. Later monetized by "free-to-play" mobile game developers in an attempt make a quick buck. Gacha games are usually identified by their drop rates of anything decent usually being about 1-5%
Dude I just got another freaking 2 star from Fire emblem Heroes' Gacha game! How is this even legal?!
Gacha by slangctionary October 5, 2019
The cat like alien creature that Captain Marvel keeps as a pet. While it may appear as a normal cute Earth cat, inside it's mouth contains a shit ton of tentacles, smaller mouths and even pocket dimensions and bubbles of time.
Rocket Raccoon - *Trying to kill Chewie the Flerken* You have a Flerken on your ship!
Captain Marvel - That's my Cat!
Rocket Raccoon - That is not a "cat"! That is a Flerken!
Flerken by slangctionary March 31, 2019