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The creation of the term flatwhite dates from April 2023. It is a way to politely express in public that sex has taken place.
Me and Stephen had flatwhite today.
by FlatwhiteQueen October 10, 2023
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Flatwater Kayak

A suicidal sport based on racing tippy boats down flat water including, but not limited to, lakes and gorges. Most sprint athletes train through the winter without all that much clothing, layering what they do wear oddly in haste or desperation for warmth. Sprint kayakers are often considered to be rowers' slow cousin and whitewaters' wimpy sister, but in reality alot of pain and guts goes into the sport.

Most clubs share training grounds with rowers and have develloped an intense rivalry with them. Sprint kayakers have to remain fit not just for overall speed but also to fit in the thin boats. New kayakers frequently capsize, and to avoid this they might stear clear of using seats, which brings them lower to the water's surface and improves balance. Many boats use tall spikes to hold seats in place, and as many clubs are fairly poor many boats lack footboards (a board that kayakers use with steering and legdrive) so athletes occasionally have to deal with extreme discomfort. The sport is embaressing if you're caught in public in winter gear, or if you capsize during a regatta on a popular lake. This sport is not to be confused with recreational kayaking; recreational kayaks do well on rough waters while sprint boats are brutal in the wind.
1)
Brad: "Hey, Keith, check out that freaky chick with the layered spandex!"
Keith: "Haha, I hear she kayaks or something, who does that in the winter, she must be crazy!"
2)
Leslie: "Hey, kayaker! Having trouble keeping up with us shells?" (shells referring to rowing boats)
Andrea: "Hey, rower! Having trouble identifying that whale you're heading straight towards?"
3)
Oscar: "Yo, sprint is whitewater's gimped sis, man!"
Tory: "Oh yeah, I forgot that it's wimpy to risk hypothermia 6 months of the year while pulling 200 pounds with my arms and abs."
4)
Gregory: "God, it's sooooo cold out, and I have to walk home from the bus!"
Calvin: "Yeah, I have to go kayak until 7:00."
Gregory: "Serious, man? Are you crazy?"
Calvin: "Nah, just a wee bit suicidal."

FLATWATER KAYAK OWNS
by lolCKClol November 20, 2009
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Flatwit

Anyone adhering to the idea that planet earth is flat, despite all evidence to the contrary.
That Nathan guy is a real Flatwit
by Nathan Tampoon October 6, 2018
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Flat White

A flat girl that has a papery-like bady shape. The girl is mostly white and has to be flat.
No one likes that flat white over there.
by Man27 September 7, 2016
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Too fruity for a flat white

Sort of like the idiom, you need to tone it down. In response to a weird sexual request or a statement that feisty suit the situation
During class
You’re really sexy”
“That’s a bit too fruity for a flat white
by Peanutbutt 259 July 2, 2020
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Flat white

When someone's on their death bed and they die with a boner
"How did he die"

He died while on a flat white"
by M-Chanzo September 3, 2022
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Flat White

A term used for the perfect short extracted triple espresso topped with textured milk, commonly followed by a dab.
Benji that flat white was incredible *dab*
by Ralthster July 21, 2017
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