flatophilia 

Fetish for women with flat butts

That nigga got a bad case of flatophilia

flatophilia by djboogie April 20, 2016

Fictophilia 

Desire, sexual attraction, or intense feelings of love towards a fictional character, similar in strength and application of those felt towards real people.

Fictophiles rare experience fictophilia exclusively while being unable to connect with real people, but often fictophilic desires persist even when the person is in a serious real life relationship.

After realising she judged every relationship by how much like Hermione Granger her girlfriends were, Jane came to suspect she might meet the criteria for fictophilia.

He was so in love with Dean Winchester, he knew it was fictophilic.

Fictophilia by JustJasper December 17, 2010

Flidophilia

A psychiatric disorder in which a Flidophile or sexual deviant experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to people with either missing limbs or the small flappy chicken wing like limbs (a flid).

"that poor thing Heather Mills is fucked now that Paul Mccartney has been cured of his Flidophilia"

Flidophilia by Kingguff January 14, 2015

Fictophilia 

A paraphilia which causes the person with it to feel romantic or sexual attraction to fictional characters the same way as a person would normally feel those things to a real person. This paraphilia can be preferential, primary, or exclusive.

I have fallen in love with many fictional characters due to my fictophilia.

Fictophilia by Shugunou April 13, 2023

fabophilia

characterized by being in love with all things fabulous.

Fabulous: Burberry, beautiful women, European men, jet-setting, wine tasting, French New Wave, catamarans and yachts, all things quaint or quintessential
Not fabulous: body oder, knock-offs, American culture, obesity, fast food that doesn't involve a humus or cheese plate and a bottle of Pinot Noir

A: "Is he a homosexual?"
B: "It's not that Sean is gay or straight, its that he's in love with all things that are fabulous."
A: "Fabophilia?"
B: "Exactly. He prefers wearing designer labels, driving the mercedes, and hates eating non-organic foods."

fabophilia by Dop.l.gang May 10, 2009

Flagophilia

Noun.

Def:

1. An obsessional love of flags.
2. Placing the love of flags over the rights & needs of people
3. Sexual perversion in which flags are the preferred sexual object.

Concerned with the recent desire for everything to include flags as a distraction from real politics.

That Tory MP is a real flagophilia, did you see how many Union Jacks he had in his bedroom

Flagophilia by Flagshag March 23, 2021

fetophilia 

a condition of extreme sexual arousal caused by contact with a fetus

Someone! Help! My dog is a fetophiliac!

fetophilia by Captian Assman May 13, 2005