Flidophilia

A psychiatric disorder in which a Flidophile or sexual deviant experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to people with either missing limbs or the small flappy chicken wing like limbs (a flid).

"that poor thing Heather Mills is fucked now that Paul Mccartney has been cured of his Flidophilia"

Flidophilia by Kingguff January 14, 2015

flidophile

A person suffering from flidophilia who prefers sexual partners with missing limbs or small dolphin nose like limbs (a flid)

Hello Heather Mills, i have set you up on a blind date with my mate pervy Simon and there is no need to worry he is a raging flidophile so you should get along swimmingly

flidophile by Kingguff January 14, 2015

Fedophilia 

The unnatural and compulsive love of Roger Federer which drives a person to become a Fedophile.

Symptoms include:
- an uncontrollable urge to post the word GOAT on sports blogs
- incoherent rambling when faced with the fact that Federer has not won a Grand Slam in his professional career
- often displayed by the verbalized desire to give Mr Federer a jolly good Rogering
Prognosis: Untreatable, except by frontal lobotomy or electro-shock therapy.

Mirka: "I think Roger is the greatest tennis player ever!!"
Steffi: "You must be suffering from Fedophilia, Rod Laver's the only men's player in history to win TWO Grand Slams."
Andre: "Yeah babe, Roger hasn't even won one yet... she's a Fedophile for sure"

Fedophilia by RHOmea June 8, 2009

frigophilia 

The urge to revisit a refrigerator every twenty seconds in the hope that something more appetising will somehow have materialised there in the meantime.

I'm getting frigophilia. I'm hungry, but not that hungry. Basically I'm bored.

frigophilia by Fearman March 4, 2008

Flagophilia

Noun.

Def:

1. An obsessional love of flags.
2. Placing the love of flags over the rights & needs of people
3. Sexual perversion in which flags are the preferred sexual object.

Concerned with the recent desire for everything to include flags as a distraction from real politics.

That Tory MP is a real flagophilia, did you see how many Union Jacks he had in his bedroom

Flagophilia by Flagshag March 23, 2021

flatophilia 

Fetish for women with flat butts

That nigga got a bad case of flatophilia

flatophilia by djboogie April 20, 2016

filiophilia 

sexual attraction towards one's children.

Filiophilia is one of the factors responsible for giving rise to incestuous feelings.

filiophilia by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010