Flidophilia

A psychiatric disorder in which a Flidophile or sexual deviant experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to people with either missing limbs or the small flappy chicken wing like limbs (a flid).
"that poor thing Heather Mills is fucked now that Paul Mccartney has been cured of his Flidophilia"
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flidophile

A person suffering from flidophilia who prefers sexual partners with missing limbs or small dolphin nose like limbs (a flid)
Hello Heather Mills, i have set you up on a blind date with my mate pervy Simon and there is no need to worry he is a raging flidophile so you should get along swimmingly
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Flid Stick

A long poking implement usually found strapped to the head of a Spastic to assist them in pressing computer keys and panic buttons also known as Mong Prong
Little Timmy's life has got so much better since we got him that Flid Stick, he spends all day on his laptop now tapping away like a Woodpecker with Parkinsons
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