flasstide

ahhh the definition is quite simple actually:

flasstide: n. flat wide ass

chelsea: ARIELLE GET YOUR FLASSTIDE OUT OF THE WAY!

by heh1234 July 30, 2005

Flabstinent

A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).

The key to being flabstinent is proper diet, exercise, and frankly, good genes.

by Absolutely Punderful May 27, 2013

Flossidexity

Once They See It, They Wanna Be It.

Niggas be flossidexity, damn shame.

by Flossidexity June 14, 2016

flashsideways

Similar to a flashback or flashforward but shows events that would transpire if a character's life would have turned out differently than what happened in the original timeline.

This concept was first started in the 6th season of the tv series Lost.

Guy1: "Man, imagine what my life would be like in a flashsideways timeline if Emily didn't break up with me?"

Guy2: "I know man, I know. Just let the tears out!"

by MovieFreak1_O.o February 18, 2010

Flassteen

The most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. Gorgeous is an understatement. She's insightful with her wise, witty and outgoing nature and she never lets anyone down. She is INCREDIBLY strong and will always follow through with her dreams. She's a phenomenal sister and all she does is give and love with her beautiful heart.

Person 1:
Duuuude I wish I could be flassteen like that!

Person 2:
I'm not even that Flassteen!

by NyLovesMe (; April 29, 2012

flassitude

Blindly purchasing a product of similar quality on the sole preface that because it is more expensive than the general brand version.

Man, this Coke must be better than (brand x) cola.

Dude, that's flassitude.

by WDJester July 4, 2016

Fapstidextrous

The ability to jerk off with both hands, either at once or to switch off between hands. It's like being ambidextrous with your jerking off hands.

"Bro, I'm fapstidextrous. I can jerk off with both of my hands."

by overused_maymay February 27, 2019