7 definitions by Absolutely Punderful
by Absolutely Punderful September 25, 2011
The frog's equivalent to the ever-popular catch phrase, "Giggity," repeated by one Glen Quagmire of Family Guy. "Frogmire" was a recent depiction of Quagmire in a 2011 Family Guy Episode.
by Absolutely Punderful November 28, 2011
A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).
by Absolutely Punderful May 27, 2013
John really hates to think abstractly. He hates paradoxes and confusing logic, and wishes to remain cerebellibate.
by Absolutely Punderful October 20, 2012
A person who romantically invests in someone with high earning potential but who is not yet wealthy, so that he or she can later benefit from this person's wealth; differs from a gold digger, who seeks out partners who are already rich and well-established; derived from the notion that atmospheric pressure can eventually turn coal into diamonds
I'm not a gold digger. I'm a coal miner--I do the hard work and mine the coal with the hopes that, some day, the coal will become a diamond.
by Absolutely Punderful March 10, 2017
Sarah flipped out after watching the ending to Inception, because she had forgotten to take her neurontraception.
by Absolutely Punderful July 7, 2015
Combination of "bore" and "gorgeous." A word for a person (Male or female) who lacks personality, but who you put up with because they're undeniably attractive.
by Absolutely Punderful November 24, 2012